Friday, October 27, 2006

Problem with ratings? Get rid of Jeanne Zelasko

The World Series has had problems with ratings in 2006. Part of the problem may be when baseball fans tune in to watch the World Series, they see Jeannie, Genie, Jeanniee, Jeanie,Jeanee, I must cover all bases here(:)), and they have to hear her bitch voice for a half hour before the game starts. NEWSFLASH: WHEN MEN ARE WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT, THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN IS WELCOME ON THE SCREEN, IS IF SHE LOOKS HOT OR SPEAKS FOR LESS THAN 20 SECONDS AND LOOKS SEMI-HOT. OTHER THAN THAT, SHE IS NOT WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, here is Fox, having Zelasko present the trophy, THE TROPHY, the one that says, you are a MAN AND YOU HAVE 'BALLS'!!!!! and here is someone who was not born with said "balls", talking to one who has "balls". IT IS WRONG TO HAVE A WOMAN INTERVIEW A MANAGER WHO HAS JUST USED HIS BALLS TO WIN IN A MAN'S GAME! FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!

I am so upset on so many levels for the lack of men being men in this whole series and the coverage thereof.

Friday, October 20, 2006

I've finally figured out who Ned Lamont looks like

I've seen the ads for Ned Lamont, and he just looks creepy and I'm thinkin' "Who does he look like?" Remember the movie, "Poltergeist"? He looks like that clown that the boy has in his room. He's creepy. "I'm Ned Lamont and I approve this message. Oh and I will wrap my creepy clowny arms around your neck and strangle you!"

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Wagner says "What did you expect?" How about doing your JOB!

After Billy Wagner did his usual shit job of pitching, a reporter axed him, "The ninth inning was a little interesting....etc." Wagner responds, "What did you expect?" In other words, "I always suck when I come in with a big lead and let the other team back in the game." How about doing YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!! OH!! OH!! (Sam Kinneson impersonation). Benitez seems to think..........OOPS, I mean Wagner seems to think that when he is brought in to pitch that he only needs to get people out when he's up by one. Get outs asshole.

Bringing in Billy Wagner in a 4-0 lead is liking inviting a recovering alcoholic to a keg party

Where is it written that the "closer" must come in in the last inning, even when the previous pitcher is way more reliable? The very reason one would bring in a closer is because he is unhittable and better than the previous pitcher. If you know the closer is suspect, why do you bring him in? Bringing in Mariano Rivera is always an excellent decision because he is lights out. There are many closers who are not. If managers would just remove closers when they fuck up, maybe they would wise up. Jim Leyland wouldn't stand for the shit that Wagner does. Randolph has to make a stand against Wagner. Oh no, people would say, if you do that you'll destroy his confidence! What confidence does he have now? He can't be any worse!! If you yanked him once, I GUARANTEE that he would get every batter out for the rest of the postseason, because closers have egos and that's what powers them. If you don't challenge them, they suck like Wagner!!!!

Willie Randolph and Tony LaRussa are collectively retarded

I like the attitude Randolph brings to the Mets. I don't like some of his decisions but he is WAY better than Bobby Valentine. Oh yeah, Art Howe kinda stunk. Bobby was worse.

So here comes Brandon Looper in with the game at 2-0, Mets leading. Now, the Mets fans HATE Looper because he stunk last year. Really stunk. Tucker is on first with two out. Looper has already shown that he is wild. 2and 2 count. Looper is most likely going to walk the batter. Looper has already thrown to first like seven times, even though Tucker had no lead and was not a threat to steal. Here comes the 2-2 pitch. Unexplainably, Tucker steals. Unexplainably, Larussa has his catcher have a pitchout. The catcher (who is the best in the NL at throwing out runners, mind you) throws the ball into center field. I'm like, "what the fuck?" Why the hell is he having Tucker steal, when Looper is a time bomb waiting to explode and if he gets thrown out, you are letting Looper off the hook!!! Not to mention, at this point, Looper can't find the plate for strike 3 if he's safe. Why would LaRussa think that Randolf would be stupid enough to steal there? Maybe he's a genious genius (spelling?) for knowing that Randolph would steal him. I doubt it.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Oh, by the way, fuck you Yankee fans

Oh, the Yankees couldn't buy a World Series birth this year? Oh, come here, you can cry on my shoulder.............FUCK YOU! You assholes who don't realize that the only reason the Yankees win anything is because they buy the best players. Wow. Real hard to win when you field a hall of fame team every year. Yeah, well sometimes it goes sour, you arrogant fucks! HA HA!!! Sucks, don't it? Now you know what it's like to root for the Royals whose entire payroll for 24 players is less than two Yankees. Feel their pain, assholes!!!

Tim McCarver is mentally ill

I am a big Mets fan and I used to love Tim McCarver's comments. I used to love Garigioala and Costas, but they all fall in love with themselves and think that every thing they say is great.

A pitch tonight that appeared to not hit Furcal at all and from all the replays, you could not tell at all if it had hit him or not the umpire ruled that he was not hit. Tim, after watching one replay which showed nothing, he says, "It nicked him" or something to that effect. I almost jumped through the screen. How the hell does he say that????? What an asshole. If you don't see anything, say that it's hard to tell, not that it "nicked him". Stupid arrogant ass.