Thursday, February 15, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Here's the dill yo, Peyton will probably choke



I think that the Bears will win the Superbowl tm (like that, dontcha!), oh, I'm sorry, "the big game" because as inconsistent as Grossman is, and the fact he has nothing to lose,no pressure on him, Peyton I can't win the big one Manning has all the pressure in the world on him and will fold like a cheap suit. It's possible that he has overcome his choking ways, considering his last game, but I'm not convinced....nah.......he will choke. I'm sorry, I am psychic about chokers and I can smell 'em out. I think he will choke.

Bears win. That's it.

The Bullshitness of the NBA

I'm watching an NBA game tonight and I notice that they have an extended "paint" area that is wider than the normal "paint" apparently designed for players to stand while waiting for a player to shoot foul shots. Now, I'm watching this game, which pains me, because the NBA has lost it's way as far as enforcing the rules, and a player is shooting a foul shot and before he even releases the ball, almost everyone is in the paint, trying to get the rebound. So.........instead of enforcing the rule that's on the books, that a player may not enter the paint prior to release of the ball, they change the paint to make up for it??? Huh? That's ludicrous.

Basketball had a beauty and was intended to be a gentlemanly game that rewarded hard work and good fair play. A player had a right to proceed to the basket, but not if an opponent was already standing there. It actually reflected life and should still. If I have an opportunity to go in a certain direction and there is no one in my way, I have every right to do this. If someone is in my way, I must then go around him. Now, if someone is in my way, I must be like Shaq and push and push and push him until I reach my destination. The Bully, now, is the star, not the gifted player. It went from a game that rewarded good play, regardless of the size of the player, apart from the obvious disadvantage of lack of height, to rewarding those who would

I'm sick of these gay fucking star trek cell phone earpieces!!

I'm in the post office today and this fucking asshole has one of those cell phone ear thingy's that reminds me of that guy in Return of the Jedi that had the colon wrapped around his head. The message is that, "I am a dick and you are not noticing my every move so I have to wear this fucking thing in my ear to make you look at me and think I'm cool." Unfortunately, the opposite effect is achieved. You look like a DICK!!! I could see if you are doing business and you are like a Charlie Sheen in "Wall Street" kinda guy and need to be in contact every minute with your peeps, but please!!, if you are not on the phone remove that fucking ridiculous ear apparatus!!! What is your fucking problem, didn't your mommy give you enough attention??? There, I said it. whew!

Having immature fun

I read some blog and wanted to comment on it and the thing said that I have to sign in to comment. I'm like wtf???? So I wrote fuck you for the sign in. It said, " Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to fuck you". Fine. So I thought, "hmmm what else can I write here?" So I typed, "my need to masturbate every hour" and it gave the error: "Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to my need to masturbate every hour". I chuckled. How about, "my wife because she's a fucking bitch" and it spit out, "Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to my wife because she's a fucking bitch". On and on you can imagine the fun I had! Try it sometime!