Men are thinly veiled dogs

So here I am at the computer and my dog is getting all frantic and climbing onto the couch, looking out the window and making sounds like, "I gotta get her! AAAAAGGGHHH!!!" (simulated dog sound). I then realized that I am feeling the same way he does, it's just that it's not proper to bark at hot women and jump up and down and drool. Even though that's what I feel like doing.