Eli DID choke! I was wrong about being wrong! (Yes!!!)

"Unless I'm wrong, and I'm never wrong...."-Prince Humperdink

I was talking with this dude at work and he said that Eli looked like shit in the final drive. I looked at it again and counted five times where the ball could have been intercepted. The Giants were lucky that the Pats did not intercept the pigskin.

Vote for Hillary Clinton? Uh, yeah , honey!

Here's the deal. The majority of Democrat voters who are men are NOT wearing the pants in the family, otherwise, they would be Republicans. Now, picture this: it's election day 2008, it's either Hillary (Billary) or McCaine (McCain, MacCaine). Emasculated husband is axed by his domineering Dem wife, "Isn't it great we are going to have a woman president, Ted?" Ted, with his best game face, says, "I can't imagine anything better, dear!!!" and strides manfully to the booth and pulls the curtain and says, "Fuck you, bitch!!!!!" using the only tool he has to assert his manhood and pulls the lever for any Republican, even Donald Fucking Duck, just so long as it's not a nagging cunt like his fucking bitch wife!!!!!!!! On the way out, he is accosted by an "exit poll" and they ask him who he voted for. With his dear wife in earshot, he lies and says, "Hillary, of course!!!"
With a hidden smirk he rides in the passenger seat as they make their way back home....

Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist!!

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Eli did not choke, I was wrong

I'm sorry Eli Manning for saying that you would choke against Tampa Bay. You played well. You also played well against the Evil Cowboys. However, that was not a "choke situation"*. You have nothing to lose playing on the frozen tundra of Lambeau field, because everybody and their mother thinks the Packers (pronounced "Packah's") are going to win big. Eli may even start to get confidence in this perry dish of growth. He may begin to think he is all that. It may even build a foundation of greatness for him. Good for him.
The true test will be if he can win a playoff game in which his team is 'favored'.

My female cat has testicles

At least I thought it was a female, 'cuz the lady that gave her (him) to me 6 months ago said she(he) was a girl. damnit!!! I should have looked myself at it's (his) genitalia. Oh well, no kitties for me.

I have a mancrush on Tom Brady : D

I ain't no homo, don't get me wrong, but I LOVE that guy that wears #12 for the Pats!!! I want my boys to emulate his BALLNESS! You could poke both his eyes out when he's down by two TD's at halftime and he will find a way to win the game. Webster Dictionary actually announced that in the next edition, next to the definition for "balls", they are going to print Tom Brady's picture, to adequately illustrate the definition of "balls".

Peyton Manning is a choker

Peyton Manning is the most talented QB in the game today, IMHO. There is a HUGE difference between most talented and best. Best means "I get it done." There is a long list of "most talented". Don't care. Get 'r' done!!

Last year's SB, he threw the ball to the Bears a couple few times in the first half and when they wouldn't let him choke, he figgered that he could win so he did.

He will choke in these playoffs. Mark my word.

Eli will as well, that's a given. Eli, as all chokers do, will do well when they are expected to lose, as they were (the Giants) against the Pats. When the Jints were up by 12 and should have won, he went into choke mode. The Fuckinears will beat the Giants because Chucky has big balls and knows how to get in the head of those with small balls, i.e. Eli Manning. Chokers choke. It's what they do, it's ALL THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!

Wat up mah bitches?

I bin outa da loop yo. I bin not postin' yo. I be sorry yo. f y'all! But seriously, folks! I have not been posting because nobody reads my shit and I am ANGRY at you all!!!! Sure, there's the Bosnian woman who is trying to learn English, but she doesn't reply EVER!!!! Would it kill you motherfuckers to reply JUST ONCE???? I need love here, damn it!!!! I WON'T BE IGNORED, DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me go all Glen Close on you!!! And I'm not talking about the "The Natural" Glen Close, with the hat that catches the sunlight, just right....... I'M TALKING ABOUT "RABBIT STEW GLEN CLOSE"!!!!!

Now fucking REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SADA BINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celtics don't suck anymore!

It's nice to watch the Celts without feeling like shit because they suck. Kevin Garnett is a fine young man with a great attitude. Thank God!!

Nobody reads my shit anyway so I'm a bitter bitch

I want to be loved by you people out there. But you don't show me love. I have thousands of readers , well, I ...uhh have tens of readers and no one replies, which means you don't care. U'll be sorry, just watch.............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHRG

Dick Stockton sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter! Listen to him!!

Stockton's speech is halting, like he's waiting for the words to come up on a screen. When it's a no brainer, he flows with his speech like he does in football. It is really annoying. Cubs vs. Diamondbacks, (D'backs). IT IS SO ANNOYING!!! CHECK OUT TBS for the Division series. Not only that, every ball that's hit deep, he has no idea if it is close to the fence.

There was this big stink about Chip Carey not keeping his job as TBS announcer and that Stockton replaced him, I think. Carey complained about a football analyst doing baseball, etc.

This is bad and obvious that he is reading the words that he says. Pathetic.

I still love my Mets because I am a true fan, not a bandwagonner.

It hurts to watch them lose like this and Willie should take the blame because of his numerous stupid moves and not reprimanding players for making the third out at third base and not going out to the mound once in a while and telling the pitcher to get his head out of his ass and not painting every loss with sunshine and roses. At some point, do a Jim Leyland and say that this is not acceptable. If a manager rips the team a new one, it goes a long way. Players need motivation, and that's what the manager's for. He is the one steering the ship and if his guys are bringing him off course, he needs to jump ugly with them!!!!!!!!! FU Willie.

My Honda radio don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a public service message for peeps who went thru what I did today. I left my freakin lights on this morning and my battery went dead. I get a jump from the receptionist with the big boobs, apparently she knows her stuff about cars, 'cuz she had jumper cables. After I got her started, (my car) she (the receptionist) asked me if there was anything else she could do for me. I ..... I'm just making this up. Some guy gave me a jump. Anyhoo, I get the fucker started and I asked Johnny Junior to start the fuckin' car (Johnny Frotto impersonation from Stern show, sorry). Ok, so I turn on the radio and this fuckin' thing don't work! It gives me a fuckin error! So I say to Johnny Junior, what the fuck?? It says, "code". So I try to put a fuckin "code" in, I don't know what the fuck "code" means so I put in whatever and the fuckin' ting doesn't work after I put in 3 fuckin codes and it's stuck at "Err-3". I'm like, You mudda fukka!!! Johnny Jr. says the same!
So I look all over the fuckin internet, JJ does the same, and people are sayin that the code may be on the bottom of the ashtray. So I look and there it is!! I put the code in and the mother fucker doesn't work!! So I go the manual. It says you have to leave the unit on for one hour before pressing the code number. I got the fucker on right now. I'll let ya know.
By the way, those mother fuckers at Honda want you to pay 90 fuckin dollars for the code, according to a lot of people in the internet. People are PISSED!!!
This better fuckin' work.

I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been fed!

Ya know what? Layla Kalee Kaylee Kayliegh spelling? could say to me, "I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been kicked in the balls." and then do it and I would still marvel at how sexy she is. It's that fucking English accent that kills me. I don't know why, but she drives me crazy!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! mommy.............................she's so beautiful. Ok. Goosefraba (Anger Management reference). Oh, you are so beautiful. That is all.

Mariano appears to be all done....sad

Don't get me wrong, I hate the Yankees as much as the other non-bandwagon fans. He is just not throwing with the fire and the deceptiveness. I loved the way he pitched and hated his Yankee afiliation. I think he might be outa gas.

If layla kayleigh was my wife

"Have you been fed, love?(in her sexy English accent)". Uhhhh, no. And then after all the dirty business, she would say, "I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been fed." And I would just lay there and..........oh. I just don't know what to say. She is so friggin hot.

Nappy headed ho's

Don Imus can say whatever he wants. FUCK YOU PC ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell are all these dykes coming from?

It's like, "Dyke City" now. They oughta have a Grand Theft Auto game by that name! Holy shit, it's like every time I go to any store it's like, "dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke!!!!! DYKE!!!!! (CHARGE!!!)". Holy shit, look at all these dykes!! Unbelievable how many dykes there are! It's like, "here a dyke, there a dyke, everywhere a dyke dyke!" Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. Holy crap! What is the deal, yo? What, did they just open up the "dyke" dyke? And all these dykes came flooding out? What the freak? Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. You know what, I think they were hiding behind the long hair and they said, "You know what, I'm shaving my head, look at me, I'm a dyke, look at my big ass, I'm a dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke." The only problem with dykes is that they still drive like women, which leads me to believe that they really aren't dykes at all, just ugly women who couldn't get a guy and "sold out" and figured "any love is better than no love, so I'll just say that I love women". I don't buy it. I think if half of these babes got a shot of Mr. Penis, they would jump ship.

Richard Jeni

Richard Jeni committed suicide. From what I've seen, it mentions something about gunshot. This is so hard to find on Google. It's almost like if you kill yourself, no one should know about it. That makes me sick. He was Jim Carrey's sidekick in "The Mask". This is incredibly sad and it is ignored. Hollywood is an evil place that manufactures stars and doesn't seem to care about people. It's terrible. This guy was a real person and nobody knows about his terrible death. Very sad.

Allen Iverson is a selfish asshole

AI is a selfish ass that doesn't realize how he hurts his team with his selfish play. Selfishness does not show up in the box score. Only really true basketball fans understand how he hurts his team.

Just because it's on a calendar doesn't make it factual

I made a comment to my ubersmart daughter that "March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion". She goes on to tell me that I'm wrong and that it's "in like a lion and out like a lamb", which apparently would make sense, as the in part is closer to winter (lion like...stay with me here) and the out (closer to spring.....April........you know), but if that were the saying, then why would it be a saying? Aren't sayings supposed to teach us something that may not be obvious? So she says, "Dad, it's on the calendar like that!" So I says, "That's because some lazy retard put in on there!" Of course, she couldn't believe THAT!! She needs to learn that just because it's in print, doesn't make it gospel!!
Go ahead, do a Google search and type in each way. In like a lamb has like 500 times more pages. Another one that bugs me is people saying, "He was calm, cool and collective." "Collective"? Like he was collecting cans or coins or something? The term is "calm, cool and collected" as it in "all together". Another one: "On tract". Well, Bill, it looks like Jeter is finally "on tract". DICKHEAD!, it's "on track"!!! As in being on the path you want to be on, a reference to a train...........DUH!!

LISTEN ASSHOLE!! LINK THE EMAIL YOU'RE RESPONDING TO!!!!!!!!!

Nothing makes my blood boil more than some fuckstick who responds to an email you sent a week ago, saying, "Good point!!" or "I agree 100 percent!" TO WHAT???? Would it kill you to include the fucking email you are responding to in your fucking response???????? INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE!!! So now I have to look through my "sent items" and match the time sent and the subject to find out what the fuck this dickhead is "agreeing" with!!!!!!!!

Goosefrabah..........goose frabah......... Ok, so this is what I'm going to do from now on. I will simply reply, and oh yeah, delete what they just wrote, and say, "why do you think that way?". They will be scratching their heads and saying, "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! Why didn't he link this email with the one I sent???" Touche' dickhead!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Hardaway can say whatever the hell he wants! Faggot!

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Here's the dill yo, Peyton will probably choke

I think that the Bears will win the Superbowl tm (like that, dontcha!), oh, I'm sorry, "the big game" because as inconsistent as Grossman is, and the fact he has nothing to lose,no pressure on him, Peyton I can't win the big one Manning has all the pressure in the world on him and will fold like a cheap suit. It's possible that he has overcome his choking ways, considering his last game, but I'm not convinced....nah.......he will choke. I'm sorry, I am psychic about chokers and I can smell 'em out. I think he will choke.

Bears win. That's it.

The Bullshitness of the NBA

I'm watching an NBA game tonight and I notice that they have an extended "paint" area that is wider than the normal "paint" apparently designed for players to stand while waiting for a player to shoot foul shots. Now, I'm watching this game, which pains me, because the NBA has lost it's way as far as enforcing the rules, and a player is shooting a foul shot and before he even releases the ball, almost everyone is in the paint, trying to get the rebound. So.........instead of enforcing the rule that's on the books, that a player may not enter the paint prior to release of the ball, they change the paint to make up for it??? Huh? That's ludicrous.

Basketball had a beauty and was intended to be a gentlemanly game that rewarded hard work and good fair play. A player had a right to proceed to the basket, but not if an opponent was already standing there. It actually reflected life and should still. If I have an opportunity to go in a certain direction and there is no one in my way, I have every right to do this. If someone is in my way, I must then go around him. Now, if someone is in my way, I must be like Shaq and push and push and push him until I reach my destination. The Bully, now, is the star, not the gifted player. It went from a game that rewarded good play, regardless of the size of the player, apart from the obvious disadvantage of lack of height, to rewarding those who would

I'm sick of these gay fucking star trek cell phone earpieces!!

I'm in the post office today and this fucking asshole has one of those cell phone ear thingy's that reminds me of that guy in Return of the Jedi that had the colon wrapped around his head. The message is that, "I am a dick and you are not noticing my every move so I have to wear this fucking thing in my ear to make you look at me and think I'm cool." Unfortunately, the opposite effect is achieved. You look like a DICK!!! I could see if you are doing business and you are like a Charlie Sheen in "Wall Street" kinda guy and need to be in contact every minute with your peeps, but please!!, if you are not on the phone remove that fucking ridiculous ear apparatus!!! What is your fucking problem, didn't your mommy give you enough attention??? There, I said it. whew!

Having immature fun

I read some blog and wanted to comment on it and the thing said that I have to sign in to comment. I'm like wtf???? So I wrote fuck you for the sign in. It said, " Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to fuck you". Fine. So I thought, "hmmm what else can I write here?" So I typed, "my need to masturbate every hour" and it gave the error: "Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to my need to masturbate every hour". I chuckled. How about, "my wife because she's a fucking bitch" and it spit out, "Could not discover claimed identity: url_fetch_error: Error fetching URL: Can't connect to my wife because she's a fucking bitch". On and on you can imagine the fun I had! Try it sometime!

Dallas Cowboy cheerleader talks about "weakness"

In talking about the series "Making the team" She says something about "weaknesses being exposed". Translation: You are not making guys want to have sex with you. The only weakness that I can see in any DCC is that I don't want to bang her. I am willing to overlook a mistake in her routine. Alright, a couple mistakes. Ok, she can dance like me, but if she's smokin' hot, I'm there!!

THIS FUCKING JAP SHOULD NOT BE A DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER!!!!

Me so honey, fuck you! Do you tink I danz sexy? If not, I make it more sexy? This fucking matsui fucking look-a-like is not someone I think is hot. Yoshiko, Yo!!! Shiko!!! You are a wannabe. Yoshiko only made this team because of the large asian community in my ass!

Hot girls do not make the squad because of PC bullshit. Yoshiko is so not hot.

Brent Musberger is an incredible dick

I can't think of a better way to describe him. I really want to vomit when I hear the things that come out of his pathetic mouth. It actually gets to the point that I feel sorry for him, because it's quite obvious that he was incredibly abused by his schoolmates and this is what has driven him all of these years, to finally get revenge on all those kids that were better than him in sports.
I truly believe that he has unresolved issues from his youth. Perhaps Emilio Estevez taped his buns together. It is really sad to see how he always latches on to whoever is winning and kisses their ass so completely, it's almost like he is taking revenge on the opponent (which represents all those who treated him badly when he was young) who has talent but has failed, somehow getting a delicious revenge on those jocks who gave him wedgies as a youth.
I believe that he is a very sick man and needs psychiatric help, really. I am not joking when I say this. He really is sick. I used to hate him, but I really think he needs help.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader (that'll get some hits!!)

Yoshiko, the Jap chick. Yeah, I said "Jap". I'm controversial. I'll take you down with me. I borrowed that. Thank you. I watched the "making the squad" show on NFL Network. I was very upset that she made the team as she is not hot. She has that "driven" mentality of Nissan, but being driven does not make you hot. I'm sure she appeals to the Asian community, but, she is not as hot or good as those who were dismissed. Me so horny only goes so far, thank you.

That chick in the Mercury commercial does not do it for me

Jill Wagner, I guess, is her name. At least that's what I got from "googling". She has nice boobies (tee hee!) but she strikes me as being a little lesbianish, ya know, a little too athletic. I don't think she likes the penis. I could be wrong and Jill, you can contact me personally to refute this.

How great was Heart?

VH1 has this "class of....'77" or whatever year. They had a video of Heart doing "Barracuda". Ann Wilson was not a big fat ass at that point (sorry Ann, btw, she's the one on the left, Nancy on the right, who's still hot) and she can FREAKIN' SING!! And Oy vay!! the guitar work by Fischer and whoever the hell else, man!, absolute perfection. Heart was so great and the best album was Little Queen. Unbelievable. That's it!

Problem with ratings? Get rid of Jeanne Zelasko

The World Series has had problems with ratings in 2006. Part of the problem may be when baseball fans tune in to watch the World Series, they see Jeannie, Genie, Jeanniee, Jeanie,Jeanee, I must cover all bases here(:)), and they have to hear her bitch voice for a half hour before the game starts. NEWSFLASH: WHEN MEN ARE WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT, THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN IS WELCOME ON THE SCREEN, IS IF SHE LOOKS HOT OR SPEAKS FOR LESS THAN 20 SECONDS AND LOOKS SEMI-HOT. OTHER THAN THAT, SHE IS NOT WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, here is Fox, having Zelasko present the trophy, THE TROPHY, the one that says, you are a MAN AND YOU HAVE 'BALLS'!!!!! and here is someone who was not born with said "balls", talking to one who has "balls". IT IS WRONG TO HAVE A WOMAN INTERVIEW A MANAGER WHO HAS JUST USED HIS BALLS TO WIN IN A MAN'S GAME! FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!

I am so upset on so many levels for the lack of men being men in this whole series and the coverage thereof.

I've finally figured out who Ned Lamont looks like

I've seen the ads for Ned Lamont, and he just looks creepy and I'm thinkin' "Who does he look like?" Remember the movie, "Poltergeist"? He looks like that clown that the boy has in his room. He's creepy. "I'm Ned Lamont and I approve this message. Oh and I will wrap my creepy clowny arms around your neck and strangle you!"

Wagner says "What did you expect?" How about doing your JOB!

After Billy Wagner did his usual shit job of pitching, a reporter axed him, "The ninth inning was a little interesting....etc." Wagner responds, "What did you expect?" In other words, "I always suck when I come in with a big lead and let the other team back in the game." How about doing YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!! OH!! OH!! (Sam Kinneson impersonation). Benitez seems to think..........OOPS, I mean Wagner seems to think that when he is brought in to pitch that he only needs to get people out when he's up by one. Get outs asshole.

Bringing in Billy Wagner in a 4-0 lead is liking inviting a recovering alcoholic to a keg party

Where is it written that the "closer" must come in in the last inning, even when the previous pitcher is way more reliable? The very reason one would bring in a closer is because he is unhittable and better than the previous pitcher. If you know the closer is suspect, why do you bring him in? Bringing in Mariano Rivera is always an excellent decision because he is lights out. There are many closers who are not. If managers would just remove closers when they fuck up, maybe they would wise up. Jim Leyland wouldn't stand for the shit that Wagner does. Randolph has to make a stand against Wagner. Oh no, people would say, if you do that you'll destroy his confidence! What confidence does he have now? He can't be any worse!! If you yanked him once, I GUARANTEE that he would get every batter out for the rest of the postseason, because closers have egos and that's what powers them. If you don't challenge them, they suck like Wagner!!!!

Willie Randolph and Tony LaRussa are collectively retarded

I like the attitude Randolph brings to the Mets. I don't like some of his decisions but he is WAY better than Bobby Valentine. Oh yeah, Art Howe kinda stunk. Bobby was worse.

So here comes Brandon Looper in with the game at 2-0, Mets leading. Now, the Mets fans HATE Looper because he stunk last year. Really stunk. Tucker is on first with two out. Looper has already shown that he is wild. 2and 2 count. Looper is most likely going to walk the batter. Looper has already thrown to first like seven times, even though Tucker had no lead and was not a threat to steal. Here comes the 2-2 pitch. Unexplainably, Tucker steals. Unexplainably, Larussa has his catcher have a pitchout. The catcher (who is the best in the NL at throwing out runners, mind you) throws the ball into center field. I'm like, "what the fuck?" Why the hell is he having Tucker steal, when Looper is a time bomb waiting to explode and if he gets thrown out, you are letting Looper off the hook!!! Not to mention, at this point, Looper can't find the plate for strike 3 if he's safe. Why would LaRussa think that Randolf would be stupid enough to steal there? Maybe he's a genious genius (spelling?) for knowing that Randolph would steal him. I doubt it.

Oh, by the way, fuck you Yankee fans

Oh, the Yankees couldn't buy a World Series birth this year? Oh, come here, you can cry on my shoulder.............FUCK YOU! You assholes who don't realize that the only reason the Yankees win anything is because they buy the best players. Wow. Real hard to win when you field a hall of fame team every year. Yeah, well sometimes it goes sour, you arrogant fucks! HA HA!!! Sucks, don't it? Now you know what it's like to root for the Royals whose entire payroll for 24 players is less than two Yankees. Feel their pain, assholes!!!

Tim McCarver is mentally ill

I am a big Mets fan and I used to love Tim McCarver's comments. I used to love Garigioala and Costas, but they all fall in love with themselves and think that every thing they say is great.

A pitch tonight that appeared to not hit Furcal at all and from all the replays, you could not tell at all if it had hit him or not the umpire ruled that he was not hit. Tim, after watching one replay which showed nothing, he says, "It nicked him" or something to that effect. I almost jumped through the screen. How the hell does he say that????? What an asshole. If you don't see anything, say that it's hard to tell, not that it "nicked him". Stupid arrogant ass.

So much of this stinks of bull about Terrell Owens

"The rumors about me takin' 35 pills (pronounced: "peels"), I think, is not true." Now, if you know something to be true or not, don't you say, "It's NOT TRUE." not, "I think it's not true". "I think" means that you do not KNOW if it's true or not. If he doesn't know, then he must have been "out of it".

And Kim saying that he has "30 million reasons not to commit suicide" or whatever she said was so practiced and staged and provided by Rosenhaus, obviously.

Bullshit. All of it.

Holy crap!!! T.O. is lying and so is Kim whoever

What a bunch of crap!!!!!!!!!!!! Drew Rosenhaus is obviously feeding them lines to avoid something. What a bunch of bullcrap!

This may shock you, but, fast food workers are stupid. It's true

I usually trust people to do their job correctly when I'm ordering. This is now no longer the case.

Last week at BK:

"Welcome to bluh bluh bluh, askmdfkemr jsdl;fjl ?"

"Uh....yeah,"

At this point, we do the back and forth, I say I want number one, they say with cheese? I say no. They say what kinda drink.......etc. So I figger I'll cut to the chase and say exactly what I want.

"I'd like a number 1 with sausage and orange juice."
(simple enough, right?)

" # 1 sdfjskl sausage?"

It doesn't help that her English sucks.

"Number one with sausage and orange juice"

Let me explain something here. #1 breakfast is either sausage egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese. Two choices here.

".....(pause).........You want sausage?"


"YES!"

"bllehusudhlbl please drive forward."

So she gives the shit and I look at the sandwich because I believe that she might not get it. Sausage on a croissant. No egg, no cheese. I'm like WTF!!!


Fast forward to tonight. Mickey Dee's:

"Welcome to McDonald's...........etc"

"Can I have two double cheeseburgers and a hamburger?"

"3 Double cheeseburgers and a hamburger, will there be anything else?"

"No. TWO double cheeseburgers!"

"2 double cheeseburgers and that's it?"

I felt like saying, "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?" How stupid do you have to be to work there???? Why does she assume that because she misunderstood the quantity of the cheeseburgers that I would now drop the hamburger? Fucking idiot!

Prevent defense prevents you from winning, Giants. Duh!!!

End of second quarter, Eli vs. Payton Manning, with 15 (?) seconds left, the colts need 5 yards to get the first , to at least get a chance to get a field goal that wouldn't be 59 yards and the Giants are playing prevent. Of course, the Colts get the first and subsequently kick the long field goal.
The Giants should have stopped them from gaining anything on second down and let them run the clock.
Grow some balls, Tom Coughlin and stop being a pussy.

Steve Irwin has been killed, what did you expect?

Irwin, as entertaining as he was, would eventually meet his obvious end. Does anyone feel sorry for the snake charmer when he gets bit? Of course not. His family must have been expecting this at some point and instead of conserving wildlife, maybe he should have been conserving his 8 yr. old kid!!!!

Who cut off Stuart Scott's balls?

I want to puke when I hear Stuart getting all hot and bothered about bitch ball. Please. Nobody cares about the WNBA and ESPN keeps trying to shove it down our throats because they have too many lesbos in that place!

Stuart, grow a pair.

New Hampshire vs. Vermont (Little League) forfeit controversy

According to WCAX tv website (Vermont), "Little League rules require that each player on the team play three consecutive outs and get one at bat or that team must forfeit the game if the opponents file a protest." Now, let's understand something here. The key words in the previous statement are, "if the opponents file a protest". This implies that IF the opponents DON'T file a protest, that the other team would win, despite 'breaking the rules'. This is interesting, because the website goes on to say that "Needing to extend the game to the bottom of the sixth, Place (vermont coach) had Vermont's pitcher start intentionally walking batters and other players were making wild throws to advance runners, both teams were eventually warned by the umpires. Soon after another wild throw by Vermont's pitcher, both Place and the pitcher were ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct." Now, how can the umpires warn and eject players/coach for something that inherently should remain secret until a coach "protests"? THE UMPIRES HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS AND ACTED OUT OF PLACE! This is just another example of umpires hungry for attention and not knowing their responsibilities. The umpires should have acted as though everything was normal. It is the same as when a player slides into home and misses the plate and the catcher thinks he tagged him and the ump should just stand there and make no call. This is because the play is not finished. He is not to tell the catcher, "HEY, YOU DIDN'T TAG HIM". It's not his job. He is there to observe and judge, not coach. He must wait until a play is made. The catcher will then realize, as will the runner that it ain't done yet and then finish the play. This is the same thing. NOT YOUR JOB ,BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oprah the evil whale commercial

They had some Oprah commercial (remember, Oprah spelled backwards is "Harpo", hence the production company name, clever eh?) where she says something about Nate(?) the resident "cutie pie" and his apartment on the next Oprah. Ain't he a homo? Oh, everybody tune in to see the homo cutie pie's apt!!! I have a feeling that she might be the Antichrist, but I'm not sure.

Girls who play tennis like girls are hot!

I was driving through the park one day,
In the merry merry month of may,
I was taken by surprise by a lovely pair of thighs,
In the merry merry month of may!!

Ok, it wasn't May. So there I was, driving by the tennis courts and whoa!!!!!!!!!!! hit the brakes pull over for a second. Two lovelys playing tennis. It is my job as a male to absorb beauty wherever I see it. So I watch a couple of volleys. It is quickly evident that they have no clue. This is very hot. Oh, I love women.

Close caption for El Duque

I was watching the Mets postgame and they were interviewing Hernandez (the Duke). I pushed the mute button to see if they had closed caption. They did not. Can you imagine being the guy who has to write this stuff? "He ........call.....uh ...pitch..............i...........no.......think....um....tro it.........it ok........." WTF? His English is so bad. The sportsdesk guy is like, "Ok and........" he had no idea what he just said. I LOVE El Duque, mind you, I loved him when he was in the Evil Empire, he is a great competitor and am happy he is with my Mets. Work on the Englais dude!

Is lettuce really necessary in a salad?

Who the hell mandated that lettuce must be in a salad. I feel guilty if I don't have lettuce in it. Lettuce really doesn't bring much to the table (pun intended) and many times can be overbearing and spotlight hogging. Nobody wants lettuce to do that. It's kinda like that fat annoying guy you know that you don't want to invite to a party but you feel sorry for him, so you do it. Fuck you, lettuce!

Human rain delays

You know people like this. You are in a hurry and they need to suck 4 or 5 minutes out of your time. I don't have time for this shit. State your point and let's go. Thank God Almighty that I have a great answering machine that, when you are listening to messages, you can hold the forward button and it cuts out all the dead air that long winded peeps leave on your machine. A message that would take 2 minutes is reduced to 30 seconds. You can still understand everything they're saying, which is cool. It's by Uniden. A cheap set, but it works great.

oh! the oxygen channel network whatever ad irresponsible

So here I am watching, "Risky Business" on the Oxygen channel and they have this bullshit ad where this working mom copies an image of her hand and copies her daughter's (child's?) as well and she says something to the effect of, "When I miss her, I put my hand over her hand (copied image) and she does the same with my hand (copied image)". What absolute bullshit! So you can substitute all the intimate moments of teaching your daughter about life in her most formative years by having a fucking piece of paper to replace you??? All because you want to make the almighty fucking dollar? Is it really worth it? You selfish bitch!

Mention soccer, all these furriners come a callin'!!!!

I have posted unflattering remarks about soccer. I realize that there are intelligent people in the world who have not yet been introduced to real sports that really challenge you mentally. Soccer is cheap. You just need a ball. So if you're poor, you have a soccer ball, you play soccer. I understand that. BUT,......the kids in the Dominican Republic play baseball with cardboard taped on their hands. Mariano Rivera was one of them. So, przepraszam, moj polski kolegow'. Many Polish kids are playing baseball and doing quite well, because they are willing to work at their skills and are not lazy. They just need to understand that soccer jest gowna!!!

Wie needs the slant banged out of her eyes.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! such fun! Wie is pretty. She needs it. that's it.

Little League umpires are not the show, kids are

So many Little League umpires think that the parents are there to watch how great they officiate the game. Wrong. They are there to officiate the game and not screw it up. The best umpire is the one that you don't notice. If, after the game, someone asks you, "who umped the game?" and you say that you don't know, that means that they umped the game correctly. Everyone is there to watch the kids, not the umpires. Umpiring is not a glory postion where you can excel and everyone marvels at how great you are. Umpiring is an attempt to call a game as perfectly as you can, avoiding making bad calls. In other words, you are expected to get everything right. If you don't, then you are a bad ump, depending on how much you screw up. No one ever says, "MAN, THAT UMP WAS SO GREAT TODAY!!!". If you do a perfect job, no one remembers it. If no one remembers that you umped the game, you did an excellent job. Lack of recognition is your goal.

Shutup you cunt!

I don't need to hear Bonnie Bernstien or any other woman commenting on any game played by men. Somehow, it doesn't bother me when they are on the sideline at football games, especially when Joe Namath says to Suzy Kolber, "I want to kiss you." Ok. If they are there and they let former players kiss them, then ok, they can be there. Otherwise, "SHUTUP YOU CUNT! We can handle it!"

Joe Morgan is a fucking idiot (explained)

Many months ago, I declared that Joe Morgan is an idiot. Anyone who has any baseball sense knows what I'm talking about. Tonight, Arod hit a homerun to right field, a pitch that was on the outside of the plate. He says, " See how he keeps his head back and drives the ball with his arms," or something to that effect. In order to drive a ball, your head and your whole body moves forward at least a foot. They had something about Ruth, where his head moved forward over two feet. Idiot-Morgan. Then, Alex hits a homerun to left center. Morgan says that's the exact same pitch he hit to right field. It was not the same pitch. Joe Morgan is a complete fucking idiot, who was a great player, because of his talent, not his brain. I have coached many players who have no brain, great talent. I can't explain how they succeed. Bottom line is, if you don't know what you're talking about, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soccer is so gay and stupid

I'm so glad that the so called "Americans" lost against Guana (isn't that bat shit?). Knowing nothing about soccer, it appears that the referee hosed the "americans". Too bad, but think of it as "taking one for the team". In other words, if that call had not been made, perhaps the "americans" could have won and then the US would have turned more gay because more stupid Dunkin Donut sipping soccer moms would force their faggot sons to play the gayest game on earth.

If you could look at my high school yearbook, the soccer team's group was the biggest collection of non athlete, neo maxin zen dweebies. The Wonder Years did a show on soccer and it reminded me of the dweebs that played in my HS. Soccer sucks and is evil and is a horrible and evil thing to let your kids play it. Do not be a terrorist and let your kids play this evil, mind numbing game.

Ok, boys, look at my ball.

On the Little League website they have this section with this caption:


"Again this year, all local Little Leagues are required to conduct background checks on Managers, Coaches, Board of Directors members and any other persons, volunteers or hired workers, who provide regular service to the league and/or have repetitive access to, or contact with, players or teams." Now, look at the "daisy duke" shorts this guy is wearing. Looks pretty creepy to me. That kid closest to him is like, "Whoa!!! Back up a little!" I don't know if this was an example of what to avoid or what, but. Yikes.

Colonel Flagg Flag is a funny character

Watching Mash tonight. That Flag guy was so funny. That is all.

Dirk Nowitsky did not get it done

It's ok that he missed the second foul shot in the waning seconds. It's the poor shot selection when they were leading. If you are leading by a lot, you must play a game that doesn't allow the opponent to catch up. Dallas did not do this. Dirk is no Bird. Larry was the master. People want to compare the two. Dirk has a long way to go.

Another reason why soccer sucks

I just saw the post game comments of the "Americans" and it is just generalities about a stupid game that has no strategy. It's for FUCKING RETARDS!!! Look at a postgame of a Yankee game. Each player knows what hurt their team and can trace it to a certain play. That's because the game and each person's responsibility is well defined and everyone knows who screwed up. Soccer is just so retarded, really and is for stupid people.

And can the homos at ESPN kiss the ass of soccer in general anymore than it does? Why don't they lead with the Rodeo Championship when it's going on? Because these rich homo bastards faggot sons play soccer because they are too busy to teach them how to learn a real skill like catching a baseball or a football. FUCK YOU ESPN FOR ADVANCING THE COMMUNIST AGENDA OF MAKING OUR KIDS DRIBBLING IDIOTS!

soccer halftime analysis

"We go now to Bob Smith with the halftime analysis". "Thank you Jim. Yes, in the first half we had an awful lot of kicking the ball toward the goal, followed by the opposing team blocking such kicks and kicking it the other way, which was then thwarted by the other team. Fascinating!!! Back to you, Jim!!"

soccer halftime analysis

"We go now to Bob Smith with the halftime analysis". "Thank you Jim. Yes, in the first half we had an awful lot of kicking the ball toward the goal, followed by the opposing team blocking such kicks and kicking it the other way, which was then thwarted by the other team. Fascinating!!! Back to you, Jim!!"

So there I was, watching soccer..........

And they are saying that the US has gotten their asses kicked on a uh 4 yearly basis, and I was thinking, "Why oh why is our team so bad that they get beat so often? We are a big country with lots of people!" and then it came to me. It's because SOCCER SUCKS! and we are not a country of stupid people who lack the intelligence to play REAL sports. Granted, they are in great shape, but so are marathon runners. I don't know anyone who will sit and watch people run for two hours in a marathon. So soccer is like a stupid marathon with trying to kick the ball into the goal once a game. Boooring.

I think the appeal of soccer is looking at that big beautiful lawn. It is mesmerizing to see all that green grass..........

What is Torre doing, pitching Mariano 3 innings?

11-6, Yankees are winning. I know that Rivera had only pitched 16 pitches, but why do you throw him one more in the 11th? I don't get it.

Annoying Yankee fan Pt. 2

Holy shit!!!! If I was a fan at "Tiger Stadium", I would find out where this guy was sitting and consider flinging a "submarine pitch" of beer or, even an aerial bomb from an upper deck, but then you'd have collateral damage. Of course, punching him in the face could get you arrested. The one consoling fact is that God is just. As annoying and evil as some Yankee fans are, God is watching all this and if they are deserving of punishment, they will be punished, either here or in the hereafter. I must be merciful and hope that they are punished here as opposed to the bad place, or at least in purgatory. I forgive them, but punishment is most likely warranted. So don't worry, if you are a decent and good baseball fan, you will not be punished for such. I must confess that, yes, I have hated the Yankees.

Incredibly annoying Yankee fan at Commiskey 2

I am watching the damn Yankees tonight on YES, relishing every mistake they make, and I keep hearing (how could you miss it?) this annoying Yankee fan. Every pitch, "C'MON FARNSWORTH!!" ,every batter, "C'MON JETER!!!!" My dear asshole Yankee fan: Do you think they can actually hear you?

Why is the sound crew not buying this guy a better seat AWAY from the broadcast booth? I would go to him and say, "I will give you 500 bucks if you go sit in the nosebleed section!" Either that, or tell him he has an emergency call and then kick his ass and tell him he's not allowed to sit there. "C'MON MARIANO!!!" I just heard. Again.

I'm sure this is completely annoying for Yankme fans as well!!??

A funny thing happened at the park

So there I was at the park and I saw my old girlfriend so I went over and sniffed her butt, which was pretty difficult, considering she was sniffing mine at the same time, but we got it done. After that, I caught the scent of another bitch's poop and proceeded to put my snout in it and then rub my back all over it...............wait a minute. Oh, no, that was my dog! I brought the little bastard to the park and let him do his business away from where people walk. That's because I ain't pickin' up no SHIT! I don't let him poop where people are ok? Anyhoo, I throw him the ball, he brings it back several times, it's all good. Then he smells something and then decides to dive in and roll around in it. Vile, week old poop or something like it is what I smelled when he got back in the car. I had half a mind to throw him into the pond, but then it would be wet old poop and so I decided to suffer on the way home and into the shower he went.

Why do they do that? "If I roll in shit, the bitches will be all over me!!" he must thought?? This is why dogs will never be president.

Markie Post was HOT!

Night Court. You remember the show. This woman had the greatest legs ever. Beautiful face. Beautiful woman. Ugh.

Sorry about 5 times wit da pic, but I don't know how to do this stuff.

Kelly Ripa needs the stupid banged out of her

I am resisting any notion that she is hot, because she's got that bony chest and she shouldn't be hot, but she's cute and then she does dumb commercials and if somebody just banged the stupid out of her, then I wouldn't.. I don't know. I don't know. It seems like she just does stupid commercials and she's just asking for penis.

FYI Bonds wins the "asshole contest"

I did a Google search, putting Bonds in the "exact phrase" box and asshole in the "with all the words" box. Then I changed the Bonds to Griffey.
The results:

Bonds: 346,000 pages
Griffey: 15,000 pages

I'm not rainman but it looks like a lot more people think of Bonds as an a hole ; )

And on a good note, Junior goes yard!

Ken Griffey Jr. , I hope, hits a thousand home runs because he is a nice guy and he ain't cheatin'. Do a Google search with the words: "Bonds , asshole" and "Griffey, asshole" and I guarantee you that it will be 20 to 1. Griffey deserves praise, Bonds does not. I love Junior and feel so sad for him that he has missed so many games due to injury. He also has the most perfect swing in baseball.

The difference between Bonds and Pujhols

Bonds is what, 42? Pujhols is 25? It's not amazing for a 25 yr. old to have 21 homers at this point. It is amazing when a 40 yr. old does that. Not amazing, suspicious. Furthermore, "pre-additive" Mark McGwire had 33 home runs at the All Star break when he was young and skinny and played with Oakland. He ended up with less than fifty, I think.
The point is, if Poopholes hits 73 homers this year, that does not vindicate Bonds' cheating. I'm sure all the Bonds lovers are ready to say, "See, it's possible to hit 73 home runs in a year!" NOT WHEN YOU'RE FORTY!!!!!!!!!!! When most players can't even hit .250 at that point. It may be that Albert is the next Babe Ruth, but that it no way exonerates Bonds' misdeeds.
Every power hitter shows a decline in home runs after 35 yrs. old. Explain to me how Bonds hit more homers AFTER 35 than before?

I believe that Alex Rodriguez is mentally ill

What the heck was that tonight? He hits a home run and looks straight up like it's a popup and he's looking left and right for the ball and finally realizes it's out of the park. WTF? He did the same thing last year or the year before, where he hit one out and thought it was popped up. He is one strange bird.

I think that he is so pressurized by the New York scene that he is so tight in big spots. He is a wonderfully gifted ballplayer, but gets all screwed up with the pressure. I feel sorry for him.

And ANOTHER thing that makes Bonds an asshole!

What is up with the armour on his right arm? There's no armor in baseball!!! Do you know why he has that? So that he can hang out over the plate to reach the pitches on the outside part of the plate. He has no fear about that because his elbow is fully protected. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT? There are probably only a handful of players who have this protection which should be illegal, btw. Part of being a batter is to be man enough to take your licks once in a while. Bonds is a faggot sissy coward and I hate him! Find every way to cheat that you can you asshole and then when you win, smile that everyone is kissing your cowardly ass! FUCK YOU! YOU EVIL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

F U Yankees and the closer you came in on!!!!!!!!!!

HOW SWEET IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mets came into this game with the starting rotation missing two to injury and are down 4 to zip against Randy Johnson. Game over, right? Not! Randy is struggling lately, which is lovely in itself and it was so nice of him to suck tonight. The best part is that Mariano who is THE MAN was beaten by my Mets! The Mets and their fans are tired of being the ugly stepchild. I hate the damn Yankees and they can't lose enough for me. I respect Mariano immensely and it is so sweet because all of the asshole Yankee fans are crying in their beer tonight!!!!!!!!!!HA HA!!!! Hey Yankee fans FUCK YOU!

Pedro tomorrow and Glavine Sunday. Oh, wait a minute......do you smell something? Yeah.................I think it smells like a ............SWEEP!

Stephen A Smith makes (insert name) sound like Uncle Tom

Please watch this idiot. PLEASE!!! I can't take it anymore. He starts interviewing an African American (pc) and he all up in his face yo and every syllable is blasted out with the force to spit up a loogy that's hanging on your lip because you didn't spit it out hard enough in the first place and as the interview goes on, you see the person he's interviewing is just speaking normally (yes, normally, i.e. "no chip on the shoulder, I'll rip your head off if you look at me the wrong way" normally)and then Stephen tones down the "puking" every word out. He is SUCH a phony. PLEASE WATCH!! Help a white brother out here! Help a black brother as well, because he is a disgrace to his race. Be yourself, be honest and stop being a phony dick!

Here's an excerpt from Paula Zahn talking to Smith, one of several guests:

ZAHN: There have been some studies done over the years which show that there are biological differences between African-Americans and whites that would show in some cases superior athletic ability. Now some people said that's a bunch of bunk. Do you think there's any truth? SMITH: There may be some truth to those studies. But when you hear people alluding to it, the reason why the issue of race comes into the equation is because of the underlying issues involved with that. Sometimes people say it based out of sheer ignorance. Other times they are saying it to highlight one's athletic ability while at the same time diminishing their intellectual capacities. A lot of times when you speak to a lot of athletes, or if you talk to a lot of black individuals involved in the world of sports, people who couldn't get into the positions of -- an executive position like a GM, like a president or what have you, some of the things that they allude to is everybody is always commenting on our physical prowess and not giving us enough credit for our cerebral prowess. And that's a problem for them, because a lot of times you look at -- I know me personally, somebody questions my intellect, I'm going to have a problem with them. And sometimes you listen to people speak and they try to point to one's athletic prowess simultaneously trying to take away from their intellectual capacity. And that's where it gets highly sensitive. That's why you shouldn't touch it.

Huh? It was a straightforward question and the convoluted answer...........moron.

I was getting wood watching the Travel Channel

They were showing some "natives" somewhere in the jungle and I just couldn't wait until they show the womens!!! The womens!!! And there they were! The breastisists kinda looked liked a pastry bag that one would use to put frosting on a cake with, but all the frosting's gone.....Ok, so I was hoping for Halle Berry, but it just didn't happen. And neither did the wood. I was just joshing to get you all to read! Ubange women are not hot in any way, shape or form. period.

It's just a matter of time until Ichiro is lured by the Evil Empire

At some point in time he will be on the Yankees. It is inevitable. King George will put on that Emperor hooded robe and put on some creepy makeup and weird teeth and say, "You underestimate the power of the dark side" and Ichiro will give in. I know what you're thinking, that King George should be Darth Vader. No. Darth Vader was a manly villain and George is kinda wimpy looking, like the Emperor.

Men are thinly veiled dogs

So here I am at the computer and my dog is getting all frantic and climbing onto the couch, looking out the window and making sounds like, "I gotta get her! AAAAAGGGHHH!!!" (simulated dog sound). I then realized that I am feeling the same way he does, it's just that it's not proper to bark at hot women and jump up and down and drool. Even though that's what I feel like doing.

Danica Patrick may need to be boinked and I know just the guy to do it.

Let me preface my comments by saying that I have no interest in NASCAR, if that's what it's called (I hear that on the commercials, "It's NNNNNNNNNNNNascar!!!") I know she's been in magazines and it's well documented.
Now, here she is on the YES network being interviewed, and this guy with an English accent, axes her a question, and, instead of just answering the question she says, "Are you from England?" . Now, keep in mind here that I think that any woman aspiring to compete with men has a little unbalance in the whole estrogen/testosterone thing. So, I'm expecting her to be a little 'bull dykish'. That is so cool that she axed him that. And then I'm looking at her calves with the nice definition and I feel an ever so slight tingling in my nether region (spidey senses tingling). I try to fight it because I don't want no guy to be beat by no girl, but there it is. She can hang around, as long as she sucks. Literally. But, to her credit, she is no Janet Guthrie.

Albert's Poophole is en fuego!!!!

Albert Pujhols is knocking the ball all over the place. Good for him. That's all I have say about it. I just wanted you to see my nickname for him. It's copywrighted.

Isn't it ironic...don't ya think, Barry?

And it's a long fly ball, could be #714 to tie Babe Ruth and............it's gone!!!! Over the fence, but wait!!! No! It's caught!!! Isn't it fitting that what would have been the home run to tie the Babe, was snatched away from Bonds by the center fielder. I'm not making this up! It actually happened last night. Now how about snatching away about a hundred or so homers brought about by steroids? Bonds is a cheater, let's all line up and kiss his ass. I almost wish he played for the Mets and I was in the crowd when he came up and with my Mets hat on I would boo him roundly when he would come up. And after his 714th tainted home run, I would sit while every other weak idiot would stand and applaud the un..applaudable, if that's a word. I'm just sick about this. "Where have ya gone, Ken Griffey Jr., a nation (that is fed up with steroid cheaters) turns it lonely eyes to you, ooh ooh ooh, what's that ya say, Mrs. Robison?, "Junior's on the disabled list again, When when when ,when when when?" Junior should be the guy chasing the record but has spent one fourth of his playing career on the DL, it seems like.

That's so Fat! and unfunny (Raven)

That's so Raven. That's so unfunny and stupid. Here is a child star on the Cosby show who is so starving for attention, sadly, very sadly, that she is now vamping in an unfunny, black Lucille Ball recreation. It is sad that someone who was funny and cute as a 6 yr. old thinks that she is automatically funny at 16 or so. She is fat and unattractive and I'm sure she's totally unaware of this, because she is surrounded with people who kiss her ass daily. It's a trainwreck, really.

Stephen A. Smith is the black Jim Rome

What a dick! He's talking with some athlete tonight and he's such a phony, puking false enthusiasm idiot that whoever he's talking to has to pretend that he's not an idiot to promote his thing.

Jim Rome is a white guy that often tries to speak "black". Years ago, he had an episode on his show where he was interviewing Jim Everett, a QB, and he called him, "Chris Everett" a woman tennis player. Jim challenged him to repeat the comment, and Rome did, and Everett attacked him on film.

Both of these guys are sad figures who want to be loved. "Love me daddy!" type of thing.

It's just so embarassing to watch Smith do this.

Why I hate the NBA....Shaq

Roger Clemens is a baseball whore

Clemens went to the Blue Jays when the Sox management thought he was washed up. Fine. Then he went to the Evil Empire. I don't know how you can do that when you were with the Sox so long, their letting you go nothwithstanding. Roger was a huge part of the Sox. Anyhoo, then he "retires" and Yankee fans give him a royal sendoff. And a few months later, "Oh, just kidding, I want to hang with Pettite in Houston. And then he retires again and now he's deciding which team will make his ego feel good. I don't like him and can't stand him and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
He beaned Mikey!!!!!!!! He's a coward. Let him do that in the NL!! How much headhunting has he done in the NL, hmmmm????? Look at his Macy's Thanksgiving Day float head. Tell me he ain't doing the juice! Compare him to '86. His head was half the size!
I don't like Clemens at all and he's a big fairy that takes steroids. My opinion.

John Kruk should be a Major League manager!!

I love to watch "Baseball tonight" and Krukkie always hits the nail on the head about every team and player and should be a manager. Jeff Brantley is another one that knows the game inside and out. Steve Philips is not so great. Left my Mets in mediocrity. Thanks!

So there I was at Sonic enjoying a..........

So there I was at Sonic, "oh yeah, it's Sonic good!" and I couldn't decide between all those yummy things they show on the commercials. You know why I couldn't decide? Because there are no Sonics within 500 miles of here!! Stop tempting me with these commercials. You know what I'm talkin' about!!

I admire Steve Nash for his playing and singing

I admire Nash because he is playing a black man's sport and excelling at it. It is very hard for the white man to compete in basketball as the white man cannot jump as high, run as fast, etc. as the black man. Black people kick our white asses in pure athleticism. There are exceptions, of course. Baseball. Us whiteys can hold our own in baseball. But basketball, fuggedaboutit!

It's amazing that Nash can also have a top hit, "You're Beautiful". I wonder if jumping into the water at the end of that video is in violation of the terms of his contract?

Image adding attempt

Hi, here's me blogging:

Ok, so, I don't know how to do this. I'm learning though. I'm new at this shit! That does not look anything like me except for the red eyes. I added an "ass chin" just for fun :). Oh yeah, and I don't have an afro.

Because the P.C. Police are watching I have to say John Rocker was an asshole

PSYCHE!!! There are no PC Police!!!!uhh... at least not yet. Our right to free speech is being attacked every day, but I digress. I am a Mets fan that bleeds blue and orange. I hated Rocker when he pitched for the Braves because he was so good. When all this stuff about him came out about who he wouldn't sit on the train with, ya know, he has a right to say that. Everyone has the right to free speech. He could have said Hitler was right and agreed with everything he did. I would vehemently disagree with him and tell him how harmful that speech would be, but as John Henry said 200 plus years ago, "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." This is America. Free speech makes people look at what they do and ask themselves if it's right. What if Rocker's views of racism were "right" and the gov't wouldn't allow you to disagree?

The allure of Steph is because of her legs and horny guys and jealous chicks

Steph is reasonably interesting and is from the outback, which rates on the hot scale, but being a woman, she needs to write so much that one has to 'scroll down' to read the whole post. I just don't have all that time.

Quite Frankly I fake the black speak. Martina Navritolova

Stephen F. Smith, the "F" is for fake, was interviewing Navritolova tonight and he is throwing the overmodulated:" I'm from the hood and have to be in your face when I'm talking to you"speech at her and she's answering very politely to this clown. It's almost like a candid camera or a "Punk'd" episode and you're waiting for the punchline. That's how bad it was. He be all up in ha face, yo and she be ...changing the frequency and answering the questions. She said a lot of good things about being healthy and I was liking it and about halfway through, he started speaking like a Jewish accountant, even though I have never met one and don't know what he would sound like, but, he lost the "black speak" and then when the commercial came he was back to puking out the overmodulation. What a phony piece of no talent he is. Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Just be real. Keep it real, dog! Stop being a phony dick.

Best Damn had the best blowups. Best blowups are the best guys

The biggest blowup show has players who blew up at the media or in a game. Players don't blow up unless they are passionate about what they do. Let me qualify that. Some have a short fuse and have to overreact (Ron Artest) which means they have "issues", which is understandable, many athletes have issues, but if so, one needs to deal with them. Coaches that are included are among the greats. The whole point is, if you don't care, you don't blow up. Knight, Pinella, Levy (he got them there four years in a row.Who has done that? 3 of the 4 they were underdogs, I think? Give him some love. He deserves it. This is from a Jets fan)

I love the Bobby Knight quote where he says something to the effect of: "I want to be buried upside down so that all of my critics can kiss my ass!" Knight doesn't care what people think, he does what he believes is best. Sometimes he misses his mark, but you must respect his drive to do what's right.

Hal MacRae was #1. Ranting about something his players did and the questions about it. I think he won a batting title with the Royals and I liked him as a player, but I love that he is passionate about the way his players play.

Hannah Montana

I don't know how to word this without being creepy, but I think the Didney Channel employs girls (and I mean "girls") who exude a certain, well...... if you've seen the show you know what I mean and I think they know well what they're doing. Girls at that age shouldn't be displayed the way they are by said channel. Put some clothes on, young lady! It's not just the clothes, it's...........you know what I'm saying!!!! Let's put it this way: reminiscent of Britney Spears flaunting while underaged. There. How's that?

Barry Bonds is an attention whore

So I'm watching baseball tonight and this blurb comes on the screen about Bonds hit in head by foul ball and I see him laying on the ground being attended by trainers, etc. and I'm thinking, "This is some ploy to get out of playing as he's done over the last year". I see later the video of him getting "hit" and it was a case of him leaning against the cage and the ball hitting the net and then, I think, the bill of his cap. At any rate, he is still standing, walking around and wincing, as if to say, "Ow, that hurt." but he didn't drop to the ground as if he were injured. Have you noticed also that he is talking to the press and trying to be cute and funny? He is Bill Clinton in a baseball uniform. A disingenuous, lying, cheating, fucking asshole.

Can someone tell Michael Kay how to pronounce "Rodriguez"?

Every time I watch the Bankees and I hear Michael Kay say, "Alex Rah Dreegez" I get agita. Three syllables, not too hard, "ROD REE GEZ" not "RAH DREE GEZ". You dick!!! I hate you I hate you!!!!!!!!! Why don't you just announce every half hour that you are an idiot that is paid to speak, but doesn't know how. Moron.