oh! the oxygen channel network whatever ad irresponsible

So here I am watching, "Risky Business" on the Oxygen channel and they have this bullshit ad where this working mom copies an image of her hand and copies her daughter's (child's?) as well and she says something to the effect of, "When I miss her, I put my hand over her hand (copied image) and she does the same with my hand (copied image)". What absolute bullshit! So you can substitute all the intimate moments of teaching your daughter about life in her most formative years by having a fucking piece of paper to replace you??? All because you want to make the almighty fucking dollar? Is it really worth it? You selfish bitch!

Mention soccer, all these furriners come a callin'!!!!

I have posted unflattering remarks about soccer. I realize that there are intelligent people in the world who have not yet been introduced to real sports that really challenge you mentally. Soccer is cheap. You just need a ball. So if you're poor, you have a soccer ball, you play soccer. I understand that. BUT,......the kids in the Dominican Republic play baseball with cardboard taped on their hands. Mariano Rivera was one of them. So, przepraszam, moj polski kolegow'. Many Polish kids are playing baseball and doing quite well, because they are willing to work at their skills and are not lazy. They just need to understand that soccer jest gowna!!!

Wie needs the slant banged out of her eyes.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! such fun! Wie is pretty. She needs it. that's it.

Little League umpires are not the show, kids are

So many Little League umpires think that the parents are there to watch how great they officiate the game. Wrong. They are there to officiate the game and not screw it up. The best umpire is the one that you don't notice. If, after the game, someone asks you, "who umped the game?" and you say that you don't know, that means that they umped the game correctly. Everyone is there to watch the kids, not the umpires. Umpiring is not a glory postion where you can excel and everyone marvels at how great you are. Umpiring is an attempt to call a game as perfectly as you can, avoiding making bad calls. In other words, you are expected to get everything right. If you don't, then you are a bad ump, depending on how much you screw up. No one ever says, "MAN, THAT UMP WAS SO GREAT TODAY!!!". If you do a perfect job, no one remembers it. If no one remembers that you umped the game, you did an excellent job. Lack of recognition is your goal.

Shutup you cunt!

I don't need to hear Bonnie Bernstien or any other woman commenting on any game played by men. Somehow, it doesn't bother me when they are on the sideline at football games, especially when Joe Namath says to Suzy Kolber, "I want to kiss you." Ok. If they are there and they let former players kiss them, then ok, they can be there. Otherwise, "SHUTUP YOU CUNT! We can handle it!"

Joe Morgan is a fucking idiot (explained)

Many months ago, I declared that Joe Morgan is an idiot. Anyone who has any baseball sense knows what I'm talking about. Tonight, Arod hit a homerun to right field, a pitch that was on the outside of the plate. He says, " See how he keeps his head back and drives the ball with his arms," or something to that effect. In order to drive a ball, your head and your whole body moves forward at least a foot. They had something about Ruth, where his head moved forward over two feet. Idiot-Morgan. Then, Alex hits a homerun to left center. Morgan says that's the exact same pitch he hit to right field. It was not the same pitch. Joe Morgan is a complete fucking idiot, who was a great player, because of his talent, not his brain. I have coached many players who have no brain, great talent. I can't explain how they succeed. Bottom line is, if you don't know what you're talking about, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!