ESPN has become so gay. Soccer. blufshsc(vomit sound)

I'm looking at baseball tonight and they are reviewing the gay soccer tourney. I'm like, "wtf???" I cannot begin to say how gay soccer is and how much I hate that these faggot liberals at ESPN put soccer on a level with real sports. FUCK YOU ESPN!!! STOP FAGGING UP OUR KIDS TO PLAY A GAME THAT RETARDS CAN PLAY!!! CAN A RETARD DO A HIT AND RUN? DOES A RETARD KNOW WHAT PITCH TO THROW TO ALBERT PUJHOLS? DOES A RETARD KNOW TO RUN TO FIRST BASE INSTEAD OF THIRD? I THINK NOT. IF A RETARD CAN PLAY A GAME, IT IS NOT A GAME THAT CHALLENGES PEOPLE TO USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS. IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE TURNING OUR COUNTRY TO SHIT AND TO TEACH OUR KIDS THAT THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN STUPID NATIVES IN AFRICA. FUCK SOCCER!

Stupid quizzes on Facebook(do you remember these cartoons??)

If you're a person that likes challenges, you like being quizzed. And if you are being quizzed you would like it to not be so easy that every question is a "slam dunk". I am shocked and saddened that this stupid quiz has apparently been passed along by lazy Americans to others to the tune of 2 MILLION times. If I took this quiz, I would be like, "wtf?" this is way too easy. Apparently, people in this country, I can't really say that, it may be abroad to English speaking people, but have we sunk that low, that we actually draw some pleasure out of not being challenged AT ALL????? Disgraceful.

I'm so pissed off right now that I can't even post!

My fucking keyboard is black. I had a white keyboard until one of my kids spilled something on it. I was surprised when the guilty party owned up to it. "I did it" said he. I was impressed with his honesty. I said to him................uh, you know that's bullshit. NOBODY DID IT! It would take CSI to figure this out.

So, it's black. I do most of my typing in the dark. I have a prob with numbers. I can't see them on a black keyboard! I am going to get whiteout and mark the most important keys so I can see them.