Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Eli did not choke, I was wrong

I'm sorry Eli Manning for saying that you would choke against Tampa Bay. You played well. You also played well against the Evil Cowboys. However, that was not a "choke situation"*. You have nothing to lose playing on the frozen tundra of Lambeau field, because everybody and their mother thinks the Packers (pronounced "Packah's") are going to win big. Eli may even start to get confidence in this perry dish of growth. He may begin to think he is all that. It may even build a foundation of greatness for him. Good for him.
The true test will be if he can win a playoff game in which his team is 'favored'.

Monday, January 07, 2008

My female cat has testicles

At least I thought it was a female, 'cuz the lady that gave her (him) to me 6 months ago said she(he) was a girl. damnit!!! I should have looked myself at it's (his) genitalia. Oh well, no kitties for me.

Friday, January 04, 2008

I have a mancrush on Tom Brady : D

I ain't no homo, don't get me wrong, but I LOVE that guy that wears #12 for the Pats!!! I want my boys to emulate his BALLNESS! You could poke both his eyes out when he's down by two TD's at halftime and he will find a way to win the game. Webster Dictionary actually announced that in the next edition, next to the definition for "balls", they are going to print Tom Brady's picture, to adequately illustrate the definition of "balls".

Peyton Manning is a choker

Peyton Manning is the most talented QB in the game today, IMHO. There is a HUGE difference between most talented and best. Best means "I get it done." There is a long list of "most talented". Don't care. Get 'r' done!!

Last year's SB, he threw the ball to the Bears a couple few times in the first half and when they wouldn't let him choke, he figgered that he could win so he did.

He will choke in these playoffs. Mark my word.

Eli will as well, that's a given. Eli, as all chokers do, will do well when they are expected to lose, as they were (the Giants) against the Pats. When the Jints were up by 12 and should have won, he went into choke mode. The Fuckinears will beat the Giants because Chucky has big balls and knows how to get in the head of those with small balls, i.e. Eli Manning. Chokers choke. It's what they do, it's ALL THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!

Wat up mah bitches?

I bin outa da loop yo. I bin not postin' yo. I be sorry yo. f y'all! But seriously, folks! I have not been posting because nobody reads my shit and I am ANGRY at you all!!!! Sure, there's the Bosnian woman who is trying to learn English, but she doesn't reply EVER!!!! Would it kill you motherfuckers to reply JUST ONCE???? I need love here, damn it!!!! I WON'T BE IGNORED, DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me go all Glen Close on you!!! And I'm not talking about the "The Natural" Glen Close, with the hat that catches the sunlight, just right....... I'M TALKING ABOUT "RABBIT STEW GLEN CLOSE"!!!!!

Now fucking REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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