Thursday, August 14, 2008

I was born a poor white child.........in Zimbabwe.......?

ok, so i'm watching the olympicas
why is everything i said underlined. I am so retarded as it concerns the internet. So.............I see this swimmer, Kirsty Coventry. I'm thinking, "Oh cool, a good American swimmer!" and then I see that she is swimming for Zimbabwe??? Ok, this is a joke, right??That is weird. Kenyans kill us in marathons. I figure Zimbabwens would do well in swimming. apparently not. They must not have enough water in Zimbabwe to fill swimming pools so they must rely on a richy white woman. wow.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Ice cubes are not subject to the five second rule


You could literally drop an ice cube on a steaming pile of dogshit, pick it up and rinse it with hot water until the contact area is melted away and you would have no remnants of the aforementioned dooky. When you drop a twizzler, let's say, on a "clean" floor, you have five seconds to retrieve it and blow off the nasties. With an ice cube, because of the inherent "wetness", ya really don't want to eat it within the five second window. The advantage, though, of an ice cube is that you can achieve a greater quality of "cleanness" and "germfreeness". The only thing you have to watch out for is the dooky particles could stay in your hand, thereby contaminating the ice cube anew. hmmm..... I may have to rethink my position.........

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Aaron Heilman looks like a kid that just got a wedgie from a bully


It is so telling when they have a closeup on Heilman. Aaron Heilman has such a pathetic look on his face when things are going bad. I feel sorry for him actually. Even though I have yelled at the tv many times when he was pitching. He knows he's pitching like a girl and is embarassed by his performance, but he just can't seem to get out of it. The guy has really good shit, but apparently has no confidence in it, or actually in himself. That's the real problem.

Unlike Billy Fucking Wagner, who truly believes that there may not be any odor to be detected after he has defecated in the Mets clubhouse (not to mention the odor that can be detected in the Shea Stadium parking lot when he blows his umteenth save. Armando, are you busy??? Your evil twin is on the DL!)

I am so sick of this fucking shit with these closers: Benitez, Looper, Fagner. Can we get an average guy that can protect a two run lead???????????????

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Billy Wagner fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so fucking sick of these fucking Mets getting closers who have their heads in their fucking asses. Benitez, Looper, Wagner. I want to shoot myself in the head.

And Fagner looking at the ump when he walked a 220 hitter as if it's somehow the ump's fault. If you suck, own it. That's how you become better. If you don't "own it", then you don't realize that you must change something. Wagner is Bill Klinton's son. He is lying about his shit.

The Mets cannot win with a closer they can't trust. It is too demoralizing for players to fight for the lead that my grandmother could protect.

The obvious sign that Wagner is choking: watch where the catcher is setting up and where he actually pitches. He is missing his spots by a LOT! And then when he is in danger of getting a loss, he magically becomes the great closer that he should be!!!

I'm done with SNY not calling a spade a spade. It's not the BULLPEN it's WAGNER!!!! WAGNER LOST THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!