One thing leads to another by the Fixx (how I sing it)

The real lyrics are:

The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don't they:

The way I always sang it(because this is how it sounded to me):
The deception which tied, just what are trying to say?
You got a black face, chewy tits,
Lempa say fa feva Pocratease etc.

I always thought they said, "Chewy tits". Really!