Soccer is so gay and stupid

I'm so glad that the so called "Americans" lost against Guana (isn't that bat shit?). Knowing nothing about soccer, it appears that the referee hosed the "americans". Too bad, but think of it as "taking one for the team". In other words, if that call had not been made, perhaps the "americans" could have won and then the US would have turned more gay because more stupid Dunkin Donut sipping soccer moms would force their faggot sons to play the gayest game on earth.

If you could look at my high school yearbook, the soccer team's group was the biggest collection of non athlete, neo maxin zen dweebies. The Wonder Years did a show on soccer and it reminded me of the dweebs that played in my HS. Soccer sucks and is evil and is a horrible and evil thing to let your kids play it. Do not be a terrorist and let your kids play this evil, mind numbing game.

Ok, boys, look at my ball.

On the Little League website they have this section with this caption:


"Again this year, all local Little Leagues are required to conduct background checks on Managers, Coaches, Board of Directors members and any other persons, volunteers or hired workers, who provide regular service to the league and/or have repetitive access to, or contact with, players or teams." Now, look at the "daisy duke" shorts this guy is wearing. Looks pretty creepy to me. That kid closest to him is like, "Whoa!!! Back up a little!" I don't know if this was an example of what to avoid or what, but. Yikes.

Colonel Flagg Flag is a funny character

Watching Mash tonight. That Flag guy was so funny. That is all.

Dirk Nowitsky did not get it done

It's ok that he missed the second foul shot in the waning seconds. It's the poor shot selection when they were leading. If you are leading by a lot, you must play a game that doesn't allow the opponent to catch up. Dallas did not do this. Dirk is no Bird. Larry was the master. People want to compare the two. Dirk has a long way to go.

Another reason why soccer sucks

I just saw the post game comments of the "Americans" and it is just generalities about a stupid game that has no strategy. It's for FUCKING RETARDS!!! Look at a postgame of a Yankee game. Each player knows what hurt their team and can trace it to a certain play. That's because the game and each person's responsibility is well defined and everyone knows who screwed up. Soccer is just so retarded, really and is for stupid people.

And can the homos at ESPN kiss the ass of soccer in general anymore than it does? Why don't they lead with the Rodeo Championship when it's going on? Because these rich homo bastards faggot sons play soccer because they are too busy to teach them how to learn a real skill like catching a baseball or a football. FUCK YOU ESPN FOR ADVANCING THE COMMUNIST AGENDA OF MAKING OUR KIDS DRIBBLING IDIOTS!

soccer halftime analysis

"We go now to Bob Smith with the halftime analysis". "Thank you Jim. Yes, in the first half we had an awful lot of kicking the ball toward the goal, followed by the opposing team blocking such kicks and kicking it the other way, which was then thwarted by the other team. Fascinating!!! Back to you, Jim!!"

soccer halftime analysis

"We go now to Bob Smith with the halftime analysis". "Thank you Jim. Yes, in the first half we had an awful lot of kicking the ball toward the goal, followed by the opposing team blocking such kicks and kicking it the other way, which was then thwarted by the other team. Fascinating!!! Back to you, Jim!!"

So there I was, watching soccer..........

And they are saying that the US has gotten their asses kicked on a uh 4 yearly basis, and I was thinking, "Why oh why is our team so bad that they get beat so often? We are a big country with lots of people!" and then it came to me. It's because SOCCER SUCKS! and we are not a country of stupid people who lack the intelligence to play REAL sports. Granted, they are in great shape, but so are marathon runners. I don't know anyone who will sit and watch people run for two hours in a marathon. So soccer is like a stupid marathon with trying to kick the ball into the goal once a game. Boooring.

I think the appeal of soccer is looking at that big beautiful lawn. It is mesmerizing to see all that green grass..........