Friday, March 31, 2006

Stop sign etiquette

When one approaches a four way stop intersection, one must adhere to a certain etiquette. When two motorists reach the intersection at the same time, whoever motions first "go ahead" indicates the recipient of said 'go ahead' should then.............go ahead. Of course, initially, oftentimes, there is no sign at all, but we both start going at the same time. Now, a sign is definately necessary. So, revert back to rule 1. Whoever motions go ahead, the other guy goes. Simple enough. But what if the other 'guy' is a 'girl'? 99 times out of 100, if you both start going at the same time and you have to do the "go ahead" thing, SHE will veto your sign and tell you to go ahead. WHY IS THAT? Is it the bitch gene that makes them do that? They must put da man down? I think that it's the generous nature of woman, most of the time, that produces this effect. However, it pisses me off. If I give the goahead, just go, don't waste my time with a "countergoahead". You just cost us two seconds and a lot of confusion in this life that is too short as it is.

The River sucks

You might find that many of my posts contain the word,"sucks" in the title. Yeah. Anyhow, the "River" is the radio format in my area and they play older popular hits ad nauseum. How many times can you hear, "Just take those old records off the shelf!!!............" I feel like my brain is melting listening to this shit all day. Yeah, I said shit. What. I usually like good songs the first 5 million times I hear them, but..................

Soccer sucks! pt.3 (soccer in America is a communist plot)

Soccer in the U.S. is a communist plot to dumb down our kids. Either that, or it's the terrorists. Soccer teaches them nothing. Of course, it could be the feminists! Think of it, what better way to emasculate a young boy than to let him play soccer. Grow some balls and play a real sport, son!

Soccer sucks! pt.2 (Soccer is evil)

Let me add an addendum, or something. One could say, "Oh, soccer is so popular! Look at all the kids playing soccer!" Let's look at this for a second. Here's Little Joey, 8 yrs. old, and he has the choice of learning the difficult art of hitting a round ball with a round bat thrown threw the air, learning the difficult art of catching a ball in a glove, both of which have a very low success rate but teach a child patience and a sense of accomplishment when these things are mastered. Or, he can play soccer, which provides instant success with very little work, as every kid can kick a ball into a goal the first time he tries. To me, it's the equivalent of having the choice of cooking a good nutritious meal for your child, or bringing him to McDonald's every night. The first is harder, but is well worth the effort.

Soccer sucks!

How doth soccer suck? Let me count the ways. If you are working with retarded people, which is very admirable, and you have to find an activity for them to do, which sport would you choose? Football? Basketball? Hockey? Baseball? Each one of these would require coordination and/or explanations that might not be understood. How about this: "OK. Kick this in that!" SUCCESS!!!! Soccer is easy to understand and to begin to play. That is why soccer is so popular worldwide but is failing as a major sport in America. Because we're not freakin' retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off you go!

This be my first blog. Let's see if this works. I hope to be entertaining if you happen upon my blog (that sounds so gay). So, "Off you go!"-Simon