Soccer sucks!

How doth soccer suck? Let me count the ways. If you are working with retarded people, which is very admirable, and you have to find an activity for them to do, which sport would you choose? Football? Basketball? Hockey? Baseball? Each one of these would require coordination and/or explanations that might not be understood. How about this: "OK. Kick this in that!" SUCCESS!!!! Soccer is easy to understand and to begin to play. That is why soccer is so popular worldwide but is failing as a major sport in America. Because we're not freakin' retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!