Friday, February 06, 2009

My battery died and my Honda radio doesn't work code ?

My dear people, I see that most hits to my blog are about my Honda radio not working. Here is my experience. My battery went dead. I got a jump and tried to turn on my radio. It said, "code.." I'm like, "what????" Apparently, Honda, in their infinite wisdom, put a "anti theft" thing in your radio, that , when, your radio is stolen and thereby loses power, it needs a "code" to work. That "code" is given to the Honda owner when buying the car and is written on your owner's manual, I think. Sometimes, I've heard that five digit code will be written inside the glove box or on the bottom of your ashtray. If not, apparently, if you give your VIN number to the dealer, they can punch it up on the computer and find your "code". I did that. The code did not work. Apparently, the previous owner's (my) radio was stolen and replaced. Soooooo, in order for them to give me the code, they needed the serial number of the radio which is on a label on the radio.

Here's the tricky part: you have to take the radio out to see the serial #. In order to do that properly, you have to get in there and take all kinds of things apart. I said, "funk dat!!" I removed the "coin tray" under the radio and tried to unscrew the bracket that holds the radio in place. Apparently, it ain't that easy. The brackets are somewhere behind the radio. I just put a flat head screwdriver (redneck alert!!) on the side of the radio and wedged it out enough that I could see the serial number. Needless to say, I bent the bracket to the point I couldn't seat the radio back in. It hangs out about 3 eighths of an inch but it works!!

So, when you get the serial number, you bring that in to the service dept. at your local Honda dealer. I have read online that they would charge you for the info, but they gave me the code free of charge. My advice is: Show them the serial number. If they don't give you the number for free, go to the next nearest dealer until you get it. I had no problem. Don't let these bastards charge you.

Barbara Boxer is like your mother in law (a FUCKING BITCH!!)


Alright, I'm trying to load an image, but my fucking bitch mother in law wanna be, Boxer is blocking it somehow. Ok, I'm sorry, Barbie, it was me. I am retarded about loading images. At any rate, I was able to upload an image of Satan on the right. Now, do you see the similarities? Yes, the eyebrows! But the similarities are not facial, but internal. What do we know about Satan? Class???? He is the Father of what????? .........................C'mon................work with me here......... LIES!!! Yes!!!! My Mother in Law, er, Barbie Boxer went head to head with Sen. Graham about the Porkulus,.....er Stimulus Package with bull dookies. She is evil. Case closed.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Representative Jim Moran is an idiot!

He reportedly said, which I can't believe that anyone could actually say this, but, "We have been guided by a republican administration who believes in this simplistic notion that people who have wealth are entitled to keep it." Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Excuse me???? What the hell is he talking about? That is indicative of how far out of touch Democrats are, or how twisted and unAmerican their views are. Not only unAmerican, unGodlike! So you are going to steal their money Mr. Representative? Disgraceful. Completely.