Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Can we stop kissing Jackie Robinson's ass already????????

What the fuck is up with this constant ass kissing of Jackie Robinson? Fine, he was the first black player. Great! We all acknowledged that and thought it was great that people should not be shunned because they are black. We get it!!!! Do we have to vomit praise all the time for this player? I could see the Mets or Dodgers retiring his number as the Mets are a "byproduct" of the Brooklyn Dodgers. Why don't ALL PLAYERS wear 42 ALL THE TIME to kiss his ass further. How about EVERY stadium be named, "Jackie Robinson Stadium". How about making every player change his name to Jackie Fucking Robinson and play in "blackface" to honor him??? And every person who comes to the game should be in "blackface", and all the announcers too and the umps. How about requiring every MLB player to get plastic surgery to get as close as you can to looking like the great Jackie Robinson? And no players can be drafted unless they have plastic surgery to look like him. And finally, EVERYONE in America has to change their name to "Jackie Robinson". Even the women can feel comfortable, because "Jackie" can be a woman's name too. He was so great, he even took care of that. ALL HAIL THE BLESSED NAME OF OUR GOD, JACKIE ROBINSON!!!