Wednesday, July 18, 2007

My Honda radio don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a public service message for peeps who went thru what I did today. I left my freakin lights on this morning and my battery went dead. I get a jump from the receptionist with the big boobs, apparently she knows her stuff about cars, 'cuz she had jumper cables. After I got her started, (my car) she (the receptionist) asked me if there was anything else she could do for me. I ..... I'm just making this up. Some guy gave me a jump. Anyhoo, I get the fucker started and I asked Johnny Junior to start the fuckin' car (Johnny Frotto impersonation from Stern show, sorry). Ok, so I turn on the radio and this fuckin' thing don't work! It gives me a fuckin error! So I say to Johnny Junior, what the fuck?? It says, "code". So I try to put a fuckin "code" in, I don't know what the fuck "code" means so I put in whatever and the fuckin' ting doesn't work after I put in 3 fuckin codes and it's stuck at "Err-3". I'm like, You mudda fukka!!! Johnny Jr. says the same!
So I look all over the fuckin internet, JJ does the same, and people are sayin that the code may be on the bottom of the ashtray. So I look and there it is!! I put the code in and the mother fucker doesn't work!! So I go the manual. It says you have to leave the unit on for one hour before pressing the code number. I got the fucker on right now. I'll let ya know.
By the way, those mother fuckers at Honda want you to pay 90 fuckin dollars for the code, according to a lot of people in the internet. People are PISSED!!!
This better fuckin' work.