Wednesday, September 27, 2006

So much of this stinks of bull about Terrell Owens

"The rumors about me takin' 35 pills (pronounced: "peels"), I think, is not true." Now, if you know something to be true or not, don't you say, "It's NOT TRUE." not, "I think it's not true". "I think" means that you do not KNOW if it's true or not. If he doesn't know, then he must have been "out of it".

And Kim saying that he has "30 million reasons not to commit suicide" or whatever she said was so practiced and staged and provided by Rosenhaus, obviously.

Bullshit. All of it.

Holy crap!!! T.O. is lying and so is Kim whoever

What a bunch of crap!!!!!!!!!!!! Drew Rosenhaus is obviously feeding them lines to avoid something. What a bunch of bullcrap!

Friday, September 15, 2006

This may shock you, but, fast food workers are stupid. It's true

I usually trust people to do their job correctly when I'm ordering. This is now no longer the case.

Last week at BK:

"Welcome to bluh bluh bluh, askmdfkemr jsdl;fjl ?"

"Uh....yeah,"

At this point, we do the back and forth, I say I want number one, they say with cheese? I say no. They say what kinda drink.......etc. So I figger I'll cut to the chase and say exactly what I want.

"I'd like a number 1 with sausage and orange juice."
(simple enough, right?)

" # 1 sdfjskl sausage?"

It doesn't help that her English sucks.

"Number one with sausage and orange juice"

Let me explain something here. #1 breakfast is either sausage egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese. Two choices here.

".....(pause).........You want sausage?"


"YES!"

"bllehusudhlbl please drive forward."

So she gives the shit and I look at the sandwich because I believe that she might not get it. Sausage on a croissant. No egg, no cheese. I'm like WTF!!!


Fast forward to tonight. Mickey Dee's:

"Welcome to McDonald's...........etc"

"Can I have two double cheeseburgers and a hamburger?"

"3 Double cheeseburgers and a hamburger, will there be anything else?"

"No. TWO double cheeseburgers!"

"2 double cheeseburgers and that's it?"

I felt like saying, "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?" How stupid do you have to be to work there???? Why does she assume that because she misunderstood the quantity of the cheeseburgers that I would now drop the hamburger? Fucking idiot!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Prevent defense prevents you from winning, Giants. Duh!!!

End of second quarter, Eli vs. Payton Manning, with 15 (?) seconds left, the colts need 5 yards to get the first , to at least get a chance to get a field goal that wouldn't be 59 yards and the Giants are playing prevent. Of course, the Colts get the first and subsequently kick the long field goal.
The Giants should have stopped them from gaining anything on second down and let them run the clock.
Grow some balls, Tom Coughlin and stop being a pussy.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Steve Irwin has been killed, what did you expect?

Irwin, as entertaining as he was, would eventually meet his obvious end. Does anyone feel sorry for the snake charmer when he gets bit? Of course not. His family must have been expecting this at some point and instead of conserving wildlife, maybe he should have been conserving his 8 yr. old kid!!!!

Who cut off Stuart Scott's balls?

I want to puke when I hear Stuart getting all hot and bothered about bitch ball. Please. Nobody cares about the WNBA and ESPN keeps trying to shove it down our throats because they have too many lesbos in that place!

Stuart, grow a pair.