Brent Musberger is an incredible dick

I can't think of a better way to describe him. I really want to vomit when I hear the things that come out of his pathetic mouth. It actually gets to the point that I feel sorry for him, because it's quite obvious that he was incredibly abused by his schoolmates and this is what has driven him all of these years, to finally get revenge on all those kids that were better than him in sports.
I truly believe that he has unresolved issues from his youth. Perhaps Emilio Estevez taped his buns together. It is really sad to see how he always latches on to whoever is winning and kisses their ass so completely, it's almost like he is taking revenge on the opponent (which represents all those who treated him badly when he was young) who has talent but has failed, somehow getting a delicious revenge on those jocks who gave him wedgies as a youth.
I believe that he is a very sick man and needs psychiatric help, really. I am not joking when I say this. He really is sick. I used to hate him, but I really think he needs help.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader (that'll get some hits!!)

Yoshiko, the Jap chick. Yeah, I said "Jap". I'm controversial. I'll take you down with me. I borrowed that. Thank you. I watched the "making the squad" show on NFL Network. I was very upset that she made the team as she is not hot. She has that "driven" mentality of Nissan, but being driven does not make you hot. I'm sure she appeals to the Asian community, but, she is not as hot or good as those who were dismissed. Me so horny only goes so far, thank you.

That chick in the Mercury commercial does not do it for me

Jill Wagner, I guess, is her name. At least that's what I got from "googling". She has nice boobies (tee hee!) but she strikes me as being a little lesbianish, ya know, a little too athletic. I don't think she likes the penis. I could be wrong and Jill, you can contact me personally to refute this.

How great was Heart?

VH1 has this "class of....'77" or whatever year. They had a video of Heart doing "Barracuda". Ann Wilson was not a big fat ass at that point (sorry Ann, btw, she's the one on the left, Nancy on the right, who's still hot) and she can FREAKIN' SING!! And Oy vay!! the guitar work by Fischer and whoever the hell else, man!, absolute perfection. Heart was so great and the best album was Little Queen. Unbelievable. That's it!