Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Eli DID choke! I was wrong about being wrong! (Yes!!!)

"Unless I'm wrong, and I'm never wrong...."-Prince Humperdink

I was talking with this dude at work and he said that Eli looked like shit in the final drive. I looked at it again and counted five times where the ball could have been intercepted. The Giants were lucky that the Pats did not intercept the pigskin.

Vote for Hillary Clinton? Uh, yeah , honey!

Here's the deal. The majority of Democrat voters who are men are NOT wearing the pants in the family, otherwise, they would be Republicans. Now, picture this: it's election day 2008, it's either Hillary (Billary) or McCaine (McCain, MacCaine). Emasculated husband is axed by his domineering Dem wife, "Isn't it great we are going to have a woman president, Ted?" Ted, with his best game face, says, "I can't imagine anything better, dear!!!" and strides manfully to the booth and pulls the curtain and says, "Fuck you, bitch!!!!!" using the only tool he has to assert his manhood and pulls the lever for any Republican, even Donald Fucking Duck, just so long as it's not a nagging cunt like his fucking bitch wife!!!!!!!! On the way out, he is accosted by an "exit poll" and they ask him who he voted for. With his dear wife in earshot, he lies and says, "Hillary, of course!!!"
With a hidden smirk he rides in the passenger seat as they make their way back home....

Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist!!

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