Close caption for El Duque

I was watching the Mets postgame and they were interviewing Hernandez (the Duke). I pushed the mute button to see if they had closed caption. They did not. Can you imagine being the guy who has to write this stuff? "He ........call.....uh ...pitch..............i...........no.......think....um....tro it.........it ok........." WTF? His English is so bad. The sportsdesk guy is like, "Ok and........" he had no idea what he just said. I LOVE El Duque, mind you, I loved him when he was in the Evil Empire, he is a great competitor and am happy he is with my Mets. Work on the Englais dude!