Eli DID choke! I was wrong about being wrong! (Yes!!!)

"Unless I'm wrong, and I'm never wrong...."-Prince Humperdink

I was talking with this dude at work and he said that Eli looked like shit in the final drive. I looked at it again and counted five times where the ball could have been intercepted. The Giants were lucky that the Pats did not intercept the pigskin.

Vote for Hillary Clinton? Uh, yeah , honey!

Here's the deal. The majority of Democrat voters who are men are NOT wearing the pants in the family, otherwise, they would be Republicans. Now, picture this: it's election day 2008, it's either Hillary (Billary) or McCaine (McCain, MacCaine). Emasculated husband is axed by his domineering Dem wife, "Isn't it great we are going to have a woman president, Ted?" Ted, with his best game face, says, "I can't imagine anything better, dear!!!" and strides manfully to the booth and pulls the curtain and says, "Fuck you, bitch!!!!!" using the only tool he has to assert his manhood and pulls the lever for any Republican, even Donald Fucking Duck, just so long as it's not a nagging cunt like his fucking bitch wife!!!!!!!! On the way out, he is accosted by an "exit poll" and they ask him who he voted for. With his dear wife in earshot, he lies and says, "Hillary, of course!!!"
With a hidden smirk he rides in the passenger seat as they make their way back home....

Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist!!

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Eli did not choke, I was wrong

I'm sorry Eli Manning for saying that you would choke against Tampa Bay. You played well. You also played well against the Evil Cowboys. However, that was not a "choke situation"*. You have nothing to lose playing on the frozen tundra of Lambeau field, because everybody and their mother thinks the Packers (pronounced "Packah's") are going to win big. Eli may even start to get confidence in this perry dish of growth. He may begin to think he is all that. It may even build a foundation of greatness for him. Good for him.
The true test will be if he can win a playoff game in which his team is 'favored'.

My female cat has testicles

At least I thought it was a female, 'cuz the lady that gave her (him) to me 6 months ago said she(he) was a girl. damnit!!! I should have looked myself at it's (his) genitalia. Oh well, no kitties for me.

I have a mancrush on Tom Brady : D

I ain't no homo, don't get me wrong, but I LOVE that guy that wears #12 for the Pats!!! I want my boys to emulate his BALLNESS! You could poke both his eyes out when he's down by two TD's at halftime and he will find a way to win the game. Webster Dictionary actually announced that in the next edition, next to the definition for "balls", they are going to print Tom Brady's picture, to adequately illustrate the definition of "balls".

Peyton Manning is a choker

Peyton Manning is the most talented QB in the game today, IMHO. There is a HUGE difference between most talented and best. Best means "I get it done." There is a long list of "most talented". Don't care. Get 'r' done!!

Last year's SB, he threw the ball to the Bears a couple few times in the first half and when they wouldn't let him choke, he figgered that he could win so he did.

He will choke in these playoffs. Mark my word.

Eli will as well, that's a given. Eli, as all chokers do, will do well when they are expected to lose, as they were (the Giants) against the Pats. When the Jints were up by 12 and should have won, he went into choke mode. The Fuckinears will beat the Giants because Chucky has big balls and knows how to get in the head of those with small balls, i.e. Eli Manning. Chokers choke. It's what they do, it's ALL THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!

Wat up mah bitches?

I bin outa da loop yo. I bin not postin' yo. I be sorry yo. f y'all! But seriously, folks! I have not been posting because nobody reads my shit and I am ANGRY at you all!!!! Sure, there's the Bosnian woman who is trying to learn English, but she doesn't reply EVER!!!! Would it kill you motherfuckers to reply JUST ONCE???? I need love here, damn it!!!! I WON'T BE IGNORED, DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me go all Glen Close on you!!! And I'm not talking about the "The Natural" Glen Close, with the hat that catches the sunlight, just right....... I'M TALKING ABOUT "RABBIT STEW GLEN CLOSE"!!!!!

Now fucking REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SADA BINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celtics don't suck anymore!

It's nice to watch the Celts without feeling like shit because they suck. Kevin Garnett is a fine young man with a great attitude. Thank God!!

Nobody reads my shit anyway so I'm a bitter bitch

I want to be loved by you people out there. But you don't show me love. I have thousands of readers , well, I ...uhh have tens of readers and no one replies, which means you don't care. U'll be sorry, just watch.............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHRG

Dick Stockton sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter! Listen to him!!

Stockton's speech is halting, like he's waiting for the words to come up on a screen. When it's a no brainer, he flows with his speech like he does in football. It is really annoying. Cubs vs. Diamondbacks, (D'backs). IT IS SO ANNOYING!!! CHECK OUT TBS for the Division series. Not only that, every ball that's hit deep, he has no idea if it is close to the fence.

There was this big stink about Chip Carey not keeping his job as TBS announcer and that Stockton replaced him, I think. Carey complained about a football analyst doing baseball, etc.

This is bad and obvious that he is reading the words that he says. Pathetic.

I still love my Mets because I am a true fan, not a bandwagonner.

It hurts to watch them lose like this and Willie should take the blame because of his numerous stupid moves and not reprimanding players for making the third out at third base and not going out to the mound once in a while and telling the pitcher to get his head out of his ass and not painting every loss with sunshine and roses. At some point, do a Jim Leyland and say that this is not acceptable. If a manager rips the team a new one, it goes a long way. Players need motivation, and that's what the manager's for. He is the one steering the ship and if his guys are bringing him off course, he needs to jump ugly with them!!!!!!!!! FU Willie.

My Honda radio don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a public service message for peeps who went thru what I did today. I left my freakin lights on this morning and my battery went dead. I get a jump from the receptionist with the big boobs, apparently she knows her stuff about cars, 'cuz she had jumper cables. After I got her started, (my car) she (the receptionist) asked me if there was anything else she could do for me. I ..... I'm just making this up. Some guy gave me a jump. Anyhoo, I get the fucker started and I asked Johnny Junior to start the fuckin' car (Johnny Frotto impersonation from Stern show, sorry). Ok, so I turn on the radio and this fuckin' thing don't work! It gives me a fuckin error! So I say to Johnny Junior, what the fuck?? It says, "code". So I try to put a fuckin "code" in, I don't know what the fuck "code" means so I put in whatever and the fuckin' ting doesn't work after I put in 3 fuckin codes and it's stuck at "Err-3". I'm like, You mudda fukka!!! Johnny Jr. says the same!
So I look all over the fuckin internet, JJ does the same, and people are sayin that the code may be on the bottom of the ashtray. So I look and there it is!! I put the code in and the mother fucker doesn't work!! So I go the manual. It says you have to leave the unit on for one hour before pressing the code number. I got the fucker on right now. I'll let ya know.
By the way, those mother fuckers at Honda want you to pay 90 fuckin dollars for the code, according to a lot of people in the internet. People are PISSED!!!
This better fuckin' work.

I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been fed!

Ya know what? Layla Kalee Kaylee Kayliegh spelling? could say to me, "I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been kicked in the balls." and then do it and I would still marvel at how sexy she is. It's that fucking English accent that kills me. I don't know why, but she drives me crazy!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! mommy.............................she's so beautiful. Ok. Goosefraba (Anger Management reference). Oh, you are so beautiful. That is all.

Mariano appears to be all done....sad

Don't get me wrong, I hate the Yankees as much as the other non-bandwagon fans. He is just not throwing with the fire and the deceptiveness. I loved the way he pitched and hated his Yankee afiliation. I think he might be outa gas.

If layla kayleigh was my wife

"Have you been fed, love?(in her sexy English accent)". Uhhhh, no. And then after all the dirty business, she would say, "I'm Layla Kayleigh, and you've just been fed." And I would just lay there and..........oh. I just don't know what to say. She is so friggin hot.

Nappy headed ho's

Don Imus can say whatever he wants. FUCK YOU PC ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell are all these dykes coming from?

It's like, "Dyke City" now. They oughta have a Grand Theft Auto game by that name! Holy shit, it's like every time I go to any store it's like, "dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke!!!!! DYKE!!!!! (CHARGE!!!)". Holy shit, look at all these dykes!! Unbelievable how many dykes there are! It's like, "here a dyke, there a dyke, everywhere a dyke dyke!" Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. Holy crap! What is the deal, yo? What, did they just open up the "dyke" dyke? And all these dykes came flooding out? What the freak? Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. You know what, I think they were hiding behind the long hair and they said, "You know what, I'm shaving my head, look at me, I'm a dyke, look at my big ass, I'm a dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke." The only problem with dykes is that they still drive like women, which leads me to believe that they really aren't dykes at all, just ugly women who couldn't get a guy and "sold out" and figured "any love is better than no love, so I'll just say that I love women". I don't buy it. I think if half of these babes got a shot of Mr. Penis, they would jump ship.

Richard Jeni

Richard Jeni committed suicide. From what I've seen, it mentions something about gunshot. This is so hard to find on Google. It's almost like if you kill yourself, no one should know about it. That makes me sick. He was Jim Carrey's sidekick in "The Mask". This is incredibly sad and it is ignored. Hollywood is an evil place that manufactures stars and doesn't seem to care about people. It's terrible. This guy was a real person and nobody knows about his terrible death. Very sad.

Allen Iverson is a selfish asshole

AI is a selfish ass that doesn't realize how he hurts his team with his selfish play. Selfishness does not show up in the box score. Only really true basketball fans understand how he hurts his team.