George Steinbrenner is that fat annoying kid on your Little League team

I just picture Steinbrenner as having been the kid that his parents are always insisting that he should play a certain position that he sucks at. That's how he still is, I think. He can't stand losing and bangs his fat fists on his high chair until his mommy (the GM) feeds his fat face with more ice cream(great players). Seinfeld hit the nail on the head with his portrayal of him. Especially funny and to the point was when Costanza had a calzone and King George was asking him,
George in a meeting at Yankee Stadium
"George : I believe the doors on the bathroom stalls , here at the stadium ,
don't offer much by way of privacy . But I was thinking if we extend the doors
all the way to the floors ......
Mr. . Steinbrenner : All the way to the floor ! What are you crazy ! You'd
suffocate in there . Your lucky you have any doors at all . You know when I
was in the army ...... Hey Costanza . What's that your eating over there ? It
looks pretty tasty .
George : It's a calzone , sir .
Mr. . Steinbrenner : A calzone huh . Pass it down here . Let's have a look at
at it . I want a little taste . Come on , come on . Pass it down here . That's
a good boy . Okay . What's in this thing ?
George : Uh . Cheese , pepperoni , eggplant .
Mr. . Steinbrenner : Eggplant . Yes . That's a hell of a thing . Okay let's
get back to business . Okay here you go . Very good , very good . Excellent .
excellent calzone you got there Costanza . Okay a little jealous now . Okay
lets go . Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good .
Everybody out . I got eggplant on my mind . Costanza get me couple of those
calzones right now . Pronto . Move out . Pigstein what's an eggplant calzone .
Must have one . Everybody out . Out ."

Major funny shiite