Monday, March 19, 2007

Where the hell are all these dykes coming from?

It's like, "Dyke City" now. They oughta have a Grand Theft Auto game by that name! Holy shit, it's like every time I go to any store it's like, "dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke, dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke!!!!! DYKE!!!!! (CHARGE!!!)". Holy shit, look at all these dykes!! Unbelievable how many dykes there are! It's like, "here a dyke, there a dyke, everywhere a dyke dyke!" Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. Holy crap! What is the deal, yo? What, did they just open up the "dyke" dyke? And all these dykes came flooding out? What the freak? Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke. You know what, I think they were hiding behind the long hair and they said, "You know what, I'm shaving my head, look at me, I'm a dyke, look at my big ass, I'm a dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke." The only problem with dykes is that they still drive like women, which leads me to believe that they really aren't dykes at all, just ugly women who couldn't get a guy and "sold out" and figured "any love is better than no love, so I'll just say that I love women". I don't buy it. I think if half of these babes got a shot of Mr. Penis, they would jump ship.

Richard Jeni

Richard Jeni committed suicide. From what I've seen, it mentions something about gunshot. This is so hard to find on Google. It's almost like if you kill yourself, no one should know about it. That makes me sick. He was Jim Carrey's sidekick in "The Mask". This is incredibly sad and it is ignored. Hollywood is an evil place that manufactures stars and doesn't seem to care about people. It's terrible. This guy was a real person and nobody knows about his terrible death. Very sad.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Allen Iverson is a selfish asshole

AI is a selfish ass that doesn't realize how he hurts his team with his selfish play. Selfishness does not show up in the box score. Only really true basketball fans understand how he hurts his team.

Just because it's on a calendar doesn't make it factual

I made a comment to my ubersmart daughter that "March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion". She goes on to tell me that I'm wrong and that it's "in like a lion and out like a lamb", which apparently would make sense, as the in part is closer to winter (lion like...stay with me here) and the out (closer to spring.....April........you know), but if that were the saying, then why would it be a saying? Aren't sayings supposed to teach us something that may not be obvious? So she says, "Dad, it's on the calendar like that!" So I says, "That's because some lazy retard put in on there!" Of course, she couldn't believe THAT!! She needs to learn that just because it's in print, doesn't make it gospel!!
Go ahead, do a Google search and type in each way. In like a lamb has like 500 times more pages. Another one that bugs me is people saying, "He was calm, cool and collective." "Collective"? Like he was collecting cans or coins or something? The term is "calm, cool and collected" as it in "all together". Another one: "On tract". Well, Bill, it looks like Jeter is finally "on tract". DICKHEAD!, it's "on track"!!! As in being on the path you want to be on, a reference to a train...........DUH!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

LISTEN ASSHOLE!! LINK THE EMAIL YOU'RE RESPONDING TO!!!!!!!!!

Nothing makes my blood boil more than some fuckstick who responds to an email you sent a week ago, saying, "Good point!!" or "I agree 100 percent!" TO WHAT???? Would it kill you to include the fucking email you are responding to in your fucking response???????? INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE!!! So now I have to look through my "sent items" and match the time sent and the subject to find out what the fuck this dickhead is "agreeing" with!!!!!!!!

Goosefrabah..........goose frabah......... Ok, so this is what I'm going to do from now on. I will simply reply, and oh yeah, delete what they just wrote, and say, "why do you think that way?". They will be scratching their heads and saying, "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! Why didn't he link this email with the one I sent???" Touche' dickhead!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!