My battery died and my Honda radio doesn't work code ?

My dear people, I see that most hits to my blog are about my Honda radio not working. Here is my experience. My battery went dead. I got a jump and tried to turn on my radio. It said, "code.." I'm like, "what????" Apparently, Honda, in their infinite wisdom, put a "anti theft" thing in your radio, that , when, your radio is stolen and thereby loses power, it needs a "code" to work. That "code" is given to the Honda owner when buying the car and is written on your owner's manual, I think. Sometimes, I've heard that five digit code will be written inside the glove box or on the bottom of your ashtray. If not, apparently, if you give your VIN number to the dealer, they can punch it up on the computer and find your "code". I did that. The code did not work. Apparently, the previous owner's (my) radio was stolen and replaced. Soooooo, in order for them to give me the code, they needed the serial number of the radio which is on a label on the radio.

Here's the tricky part: you have to take the radio out to see the serial #. In order to do that properly, you have to get in there and take all kinds of things apart. I said, "funk dat!!" I removed the "coin tray" under the radio and tried to unscrew the bracket that holds the radio in place. Apparently, it ain't that easy. The brackets are somewhere behind the radio. I just put a flat head screwdriver (redneck alert!!) on the side of the radio and wedged it out enough that I could see the serial number. Needless to say, I bent the bracket to the point I couldn't seat the radio back in. It hangs out about 3 eighths of an inch but it works!!

So, when you get the serial number, you bring that in to the service dept. at your local Honda dealer. I have read online that they would charge you for the info, but they gave me the code free of charge. My advice is: Show them the serial number. If they don't give you the number for free, go to the next nearest dealer until you get it. I had no problem. Don't let these bastards charge you.

Barbara Boxer is like your mother in law (a FUCKING BITCH!!)

Alright, I'm trying to load an image, but my fucking bitch mother in law wanna be, Boxer is blocking it somehow. Ok, I'm sorry, Barbie, it was me. I am retarded about loading images. At any rate, I was able to upload an image of Satan on the right. Now, do you see the similarities? Yes, the eyebrows! But the similarities are not facial, but internal. What do we know about Satan? Class???? He is the Father of what????? .........................C'mon................work with me here......... LIES!!! Yes!!!! My Mother in Law, er, Barbie Boxer went head to head with Sen. Graham about the Porkulus,.....er Stimulus Package with bull dookies. She is evil. Case closed.

Representative Jim Moran is an idiot!

He reportedly said, which I can't believe that anyone could actually say this, but, "We have been guided by a republican administration who believes in this simplistic notion that people who have wealth are entitled to keep it." Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Excuse me???? What the hell is he talking about? That is indicative of how far out of touch Democrats are, or how twisted and unAmerican their views are. Not only unAmerican, unGodlike! So you are going to steal their money Mr. Representative? Disgraceful. Completely.

Earn more sessions... We the people are lazy with our speech!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.listal.com/video/8551380

I invite you all to look at that link because I am too retarded to know how to post vids on my blog. It's Steve Martin in "Roxanne" talking thru the door and Roxanne can't hear him.

If I say to you from across the room, "You're gonna shut down the compressor, so it's not running all weekend, right?" and you think I said, "You're gonna talk to Vanessa, and see if she's coming this weekend, Dwight!" and you don't want to be the asshole and say "what?"( because if you don't hear someone, in our world, it's somehow YOUR fault) so you say,with a goofy smile, "OK!!". You are totally unsure of what I said and the tip off should have been that your name is not "Dwight", and you don't even know anyone by the name, "Vanessa", but being as you don't want to appear like you're an asshole for not "hearing" me, you smile and nod, "OK!!!". Sad.

Maybe the captain of the Titanic heard, "VICEROY IN THE HEAD!!!" rather than "ICEBERG, DEAD AHEAD!!!" and thought that there were cigarettes available in the bathroom and therefore took no action to avoid it.

The point is that we are exceedlingly lazy as a people and when we can't hear something someone says, there are a possible three reasons why: the hearer is hard of hearing, the speaker is not speaking loudly enough or the speaker is mumbling. The fault lies with the speaker, in any of the three cases. If the "hearer" is , in fact, "deef", it is incumbent on the speaker to speak LOUDLY or more clearly. The "hearer" can not "hear" better, so the speaker must make up for it.

So, be a dick and insist that people enunciate. Somebody has to do it, damn it!

I think the cash cab "dumbs it down" for blacks

So, I'm watching the Cash Cab. I see these people get in that are white, and look like intellectuals. I try to answer the questions. I get maybe one or two. Next up, a black guy. Ben starts asking questions and I'm answering pretty much all of these softball questions. I think, "What's wrong with this picture?". Our African American brothers complain about racial profiling, but isn't this racial profiling in reverse? I believe that this is a liberal thing to make black people appear more intelligent than the rest of us. That is insulting to black people. They are saying, "Oh, he's black, let's give him easy questions to help him out." Liberals. The scourge of America.

Our Lord and Saviour, Barack Obama (we are in very deep shit!)

I expect to be punished by the Savior for posting this. In fact, you probably won't see any more posts from me, because free speech is not allowed under his regime. Get ready for a world of shit. You have no idea what is going to happen. Just get ready for it. As for you brain dead people who voted for him, fuck you! And thanks for fucking it up for the rest of us. Dickheads!

My furnace won't start

Ok, here's the deal. My oil furnace won't start. Can't get it started. I got it started. Ran out of oil, fuel, feul. I tried to start it, bleeding the air out. Something didn't seem right. I wasn't getting any oil coming out at the furnace. I went to the tank and the bowl was not filling up. Turns out, my valve was bad. Took the old valve off and very little is dripping out of the hole in the bottom of the tank! SLUDGE!!!! I had the new valve in hand and put a pliers handle into the hole to poke the sludge and HELLO!!!! Here comes the fuel. Screwed that sucker in and now I have heat. Do not underestimate the power of sludge to screw your life up!!!

I tried to upload the picture of the dad from a christmas story, but I don't know how. SADA BINGA!!!!

Keith Olbermann is an evil antichrist to our country

I have never seen a person that has so much venom. I think he needs help. I really do.

Obama grandmother sick my ass!!

Obama's grandmother is sick. Hmmm. Where did I hear this before???? Oh yeah!

Ed, I'm sorry, did you say
you wanted to see a body?
Yeah, roll her old bones over here
and I'll dig up your daughter.

If Republicans doubt his story they end up like Mr. Rooney. Bullshit ploy to garner votes.

Katie Couric is a jealous bitch (who would you do?)

We all know that women are "catty". The "cattyness" grows exponentially when one hits the wall. Catty Couric has hit the wall VERY hard. She is jealous of Sarah Palin looking good. Add to that , that the liberal bitch hates Republicans.

Keith Olbermann is an angry bitch!!!

What the fuck is wrong with Keith Oberman Olberman Olbermann? He is like the kid on the playground that gets picked on (wedgies and whatnot) that is hell bent on getting back at those who hurt him. He has SO much hate for Republicans! Like a seething hatred. What is wrong with this guy?
I used to think he was great on Espn many yrs. ago, but now he's turned into a spiteful hateful person and a cunt. Faggot!

Mets choke job posts I dun on Archie's Army

I don't know if this is going to work, but I'm pasting, yo!

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

katherine, saying "In the cold light of day everyone knows they are the franchise going forward. And they're both great." talking about DW and JR is "laughable". Keith Hernandez was great. Kirk Gibson was great. Because when the game was on the line, you could count on those guys.
Having said that, the Mets can't part with them. Wright is learning (kinda like the WOPR in War Games) that he has to change. Reyes doesn't appear to get it yet.
Church is not the problem, despite his shitty performance. Keep in mind he just missed tying the game (how many of you thought it had a chance of being a home run when it came off the bat?? be honest!). He has big balls and made some bad (lotta) decisions on pitches, but that was not nerves. Jury is still out on him, IMHO.

2:56 AM

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

Katherine, saying "In the cold light of day everyone knows they are the franchise going forward. And they're both great." talking about DW and JR is "laughable". Keith Hernandez was great. Kirk Gibson was great. Because when the game was on the line, you could count on those guys.
Having said that, the Mets can't part with them. Wright is learning (kinda like the WOPR in War Games) that he has to change. Reyes doesn't appear to get it yet.
Church is not the problem, despite his shitty performance. Keep in mind he just missed tying the game (how many of you thought it had a chance of being a home run when it came off the bat?? be honest!). He has big balls and made some(lotta) bad decisions on pitches, but that was not nerves. Jury is still out on him, IMHO.

2:58 AM

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

sorry about the double post double post. i didn't know i was doing it doing it.

Tommy Two Times

btw, great music Arch!!!!

Joey Stivic (Stiwic? Stywyk?)

3:02 AM

katherine said...

tommyjoebillyjimbob (this is just like the Waltons!)

well, at least we agree on Ryan - I don't think he ever really got over those concussions and the effects of the time he had to take off. You can't judge him by this season's post injury performance.

I will remind you of something about the great Keith Hernandez - he was great - but in the bottom of the tenth inning of the sixth game of the 86 World Series, when the game was on the line, he made the second out in the inning. Kid, Kevin Mitchell, Ray Knight and Mookie were the clutchsters in that game.

3:11 AM

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

Ryan Howard is kinda like Delgado with more homers and a worse average with incredibly shitty fielding (yes, even worse than Delgado). The Phillies won because of their WILL to win. Their numbers are similar to the Mets. They WANT it. It comes down to the makeup of the players. Davey Johnson didn't say to Carter (who sucked in the Astros series until he manned up and got a winning hit), Kevin Mitchell and Knight to get hits against the Sox in Game 6, THEY wanted it!!!!! The Mets need a player who's got a pair. Lose Delgado.

3:12 AM

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

Well, hi Mary Ellen!!! Where's Johnboy??? I thought you said goodnight already!! You probably can't sleep because you are still thinking about our beloved Mets.

Listen, young lady, Keith made the second out in that tenth inning, hitting it deep (as deep as 17 could hit it) to center/right center field. He didn't choke there, he hit the ball well, so c'mon. Not only that, Ray hit a faggy handle shot just over second, unlike my fave, Keith. Big Balls by Ray, don't get me wrong, but...
Oh, and don't forget game 6 of the Astros series how Keith doubled in the ninth when they were down three!! He da man. give some love please Katherine.

3:21 AM

Tommyjoebillyjimbob said...

And another thing dammit!!! LISTEN UP METS FANS!!!!

CARLOS DELGADO IS A PHONY!!! Here's a guy that hits home runs but plays like shit in the field. He is the consummate "Emperor wearing no clothes" and everyone kisses his ass because he pulls his head out of his ass to hit monumental shots.

Early in this season he dragged the Mets down with his anemic fielding and shitty hitting. When Manuel came along and sat his lazy ass on the bench, he realizes that he will be embarassed, so he goes on a tear and strokes his own ego by doing stuff that no one can find fault with: fields like half a Keith (which is 10 times better than what he had done prior) and hits home runs at will. This is a man with GREAT home run power, but is retarded. That's it. He's kinda like a car that has great power but when you have to get on the freeway, you push the pedal and.......nuttin. FU Delgado, you suck@!

3:34 AM

Mets choke, or not, bullpen, ur mom etc

The Mets have lost tonight and the Brew Crew has won. Ironically,that is better for the Mets("Should we put on the runway lights?? Kramer: "No, that's just what they're expecting us to do!" (Airplane humor) Don't you see? Chokers hate to be ahead in any race. If they are ahead, there is SO much more pressure on them and the team that is behind has no pressure. Clever strategy by the Mets.....hmmmmm.

I would put a really funny picture from (Airplane) but I'm too pooped, ok?? Ok, beer.........blahhhhhhhh get off me!

The Mets did not choke in 2008

I bet my son a week ago that the Mets would not make the playoffs. I said, "My five bucks against your 1 buck that they will not..." Up until last night, I believed that they would not make it. Last year, the offense choked because it was so great all yr. and failed down the stretch. This yr. the offense, most of the same players, produced, sometimes poorly, but they produced, sometimes bigtime! It is so hard for one part of the team to make up for the shitty part of the "other" team. Case in point: Giants. The Giants won the Superbowl (tm) by their defense. Their defense was SO dominant that they made up for Eli's average shit (that's another blog).
I do not look at this yr. as a "choke job", because the Mets did not have a good bullpen. It is NOT on the offensive players. Clearly, there are some who are "choking" in the bullpen, namely: Heilmann Heilman. I feel very sorry for him as he has great stuff, but he looks so scared out there. The other pitchers just suck, except for Joe Smith, who really cares.

It's like bringing a car to the inspection station and you are hoping to God that he doesn't notice that your emergency brake doesn't work and your turn signals, etc., the Mets have so many holes, but so many opportunities for "miracle greatness".

This group is SO beat up mentally. I am not upset if they don't make it. I love them all. Even Delgado, who I bashed so bad, who has now been great. Tomorrow's another game to try to get back into contention.

You can't blame Jon Niese.

This poor guy comes into a game where he has to be the savior for this team which is so scared of not losing and so tight. Some of the stupid Met fans are blaming him for this loss. The Mets were a boat with many holes (count how many guys in the bullpen who suck and that is the number of holes, however, Aaron Heilmann has the BIGGEST hole (even though I really feel sorry for him because he is a nice guy who is not arrogant and fully knows how much he is sucking. He is the Doug Zisk of our day).

It is time for the violinests to play "Nearer my God to Thee", because Leonardo Decaprio is drowning and we as Mets fans must accept the inevitable truth that this team is "dead in the water", much like the Titanic.

I know, the pain of last yr. is so real. This yr. is less painful because at least the chokers (Reyes, Beltran, Delgado, Wright) have a legitimate gripe. The bullpen is WAY worse than last yr.

It's tough when the hitters step up and know that even if they are leading by 4 runs, it's not safe. It is hard to be a Mets fan. But I wore my hat when they lost 103 games because I love my team and stick by them. I "Gotta Believe"!, as Tug said, but it's hard when the players don't, or don't have the talent (uh....bullpen).

The Mets will repeat 2007 but it will be easier

It's almost like a scary movie. You see the stars of the movie, you get to know them, and like them. You root for them. You think, "this guy (girl) is so nice and so sweet, there is no way Jason could kill them." So you watch the movie. When that "guy" and that"girl" are killed you are like, "NO WAY!!!! THEY CAN'T BE DEAD!!!" That's how it is being a Mets fan. You see the best hitter coming up (David Wright), you're thinking"this game is over, he's going to hit a home run or a double or something". Next thing you know, here's Jason running out on the field, with his hockey mask, but the only thing is, Jason is not doing the stabbing, it's David Wright HIMSELF doing Harikiry on the the field, stabbing himself to death after sucking at the plate!!!!!!!!

Carlos Delgado can kiss my ass as far as MVP!!!! to change the subject............. He is an amphibian piece of shit!!!!!!!! If it wasn't for his shitty fielding ALL of the year and his shitty batting for the first half of the yr the Mets would be in first place. He is a big load of shit that is dragging down this team. Granted, he is an incredible home run hitter and is loaded with talent, but when it comes to crunch time, he SUCKS!!!!!!

I love David Wright. In the regular season. He needs to grow a pair and get an injection of testosterone. Not only to hit in the clutch, but to change his voice so he doesn't sound like a girl in post game interviews. I wouldn't mind that, but he sounds like the faggot Willie Randolph when he talks about a "bump in the road". YOU SUCKED!! ITS NOT A BUMP!!!!! David Wright needs to say like Manuel, " It was a bad game............"


I am sick of the pussy attitude of these Mets and Jerry better break some heads................

I will not watch another game until they reach the playoffs.......................if they do.....

they cannot win without Tatis, who had the biggest balls on the whole team. the Mets are done. period.

I was born a poor white child.........in Zimbabwe.......?

ok, so i'm watching the olympicas
why is everything i said underlined. I am so retarded as it concerns the internet. So.............I see this swimmer, Kirsty Coventry. I'm thinking, "Oh cool, a good American swimmer!" and then I see that she is swimming for Zimbabwe??? Ok, this is a joke, right??That is weird. Kenyans kill us in marathons. I figure Zimbabwens would do well in swimming. apparently not. They must not have enough water in Zimbabwe to fill swimming pools so they must rely on a richy white woman. wow.

Ice cubes are not subject to the five second rule

You could literally drop an ice cube on a steaming pile of dogshit, pick it up and rinse it with hot water until the contact area is melted away and you would have no remnants of the aforementioned dooky. When you drop a twizzler, let's say, on a "clean" floor, you have five seconds to retrieve it and blow off the nasties. With an ice cube, because of the inherent "wetness", ya really don't want to eat it within the five second window. The advantage, though, of an ice cube is that you can achieve a greater quality of "cleanness" and "germfreeness". The only thing you have to watch out for is the dooky particles could stay in your hand, thereby contaminating the ice cube anew. hmmm..... I may have to rethink my position.........

Aaron Heilman looks like a kid that just got a wedgie from a bully

It is so telling when they have a closeup on Heilman. Aaron Heilman has such a pathetic look on his face when things are going bad. I feel sorry for him actually. Even though I have yelled at the tv many times when he was pitching. He knows he's pitching like a girl and is embarassed by his performance, but he just can't seem to get out of it. The guy has really good shit, but apparently has no confidence in it, or actually in himself. That's the real problem.

Unlike Billy Fucking Wagner, who truly believes that there may not be any odor to be detected after he has defecated in the Mets clubhouse (not to mention the odor that can be detected in the Shea Stadium parking lot when he blows his umteenth save. Armando, are you busy??? Your evil twin is on the DL!)

I am so sick of this fucking shit with these closers: Benitez, Looper, Fagner. Can we get an average guy that can protect a two run lead???????????????

Billy Wagner fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so fucking sick of these fucking Mets getting closers who have their heads in their fucking asses. Benitez, Looper, Wagner. I want to shoot myself in the head.

And Fagner looking at the ump when he walked a 220 hitter as if it's somehow the ump's fault. If you suck, own it. That's how you become better. If you don't "own it", then you don't realize that you must change something. Wagner is Bill Klinton's son. He is lying about his shit.

The Mets cannot win with a closer they can't trust. It is too demoralizing for players to fight for the lead that my grandmother could protect.

The obvious sign that Wagner is choking: watch where the catcher is setting up and where he actually pitches. He is missing his spots by a LOT! And then when he is in danger of getting a loss, he magically becomes the great closer that he should be!!!

I'm done with SNY not calling a spade a spade. It's not the BULLPEN it's WAGNER!!!! WAGNER LOST THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!